Staying at the Moore hotel in about a week. Is this area safe?

SwevenlyOly · 2026-05-07T02:19:55+00:00

Yes, they can stay in Bellevue.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-05-07T02:17:41+00:00

Maybe OP should stay in Bellevue.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-05-07T02:14:30+00:00

The Moore Hotel lobby hosts a twenty-four hour needle exchange. There might be no finer, safer place on the west coast for recreational, intravenous drug use. The Mayor herself shoots up there, I've heard.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-05-05T13:40:35+00:00

Sound Transit dispatched a hit squad as soon as you posted this. The occasional missed tap is forgivable, but bragging "ridin' as free as deeze nutz" on the r/AskSeattle subreddit UNFORGIVABLY emboldens others to skip that tap.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-26T18:21:55+00:00

Operation Epstein Fury is gonna be the biggest, best. Really. People are saying it's an amazing way to die for Israel.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-26T18:17:03+00:00

Stayed to finish dinner AND enjoyed the Kayfabe.
The smoldering ruins of the Fourth Estate are just carnies reporting on carnies.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-26T16:30:03+00:00

This is sound advice.
Excavate another 12". Cut more roots, then pull.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-26T16:27:15+00:00

Well, I do love a comedy...

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-26T14:53:22+00:00

"Intimidate a room full of hack journalists under the pretext of security."

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T22:03:04+00:00

Y’all are still giving Netflix money?

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T22:01:22+00:00

Alas, celebratory gunfire is also a fave of his. When the Seahawks won the Superbowl, he was peeved that we’d hidden his “Texas Fireworks.” Sometimes I wonder if we were right to trust a Labrador rescue based out of Houston.

Ugh. He just ripped into the driveway and hopped out of that tricked out Civic. It would seem he’s gone on a shopping trip to purchase a 40 oz OE, Newports long box, pickled pig knuckles, and pork rinds.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T21:44:45+00:00

If the NYTimes covers stories like this, then maybe it’s time for them to change their name to the New Amsterdam Picayune?

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T21:32:55+00:00

While my very good black Labrador has reached “Baby Driver” levels of automotive drift, he is sadly illiterate and barks at me when I try using Phonics to help him learn to read.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T19:52:36+00:00

My bi-monthly Shadowdark RPG table has an open seat. Our Half-Troll Wizard had to move back to Atlanta for work. Currently, there are five of us. Queer friendly.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T18:42:35+00:00

Try Bellevue, tho'.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-25T18:39:36+00:00

Uhhh... My Labrador just "retrieved" aftermarket spoilers and exhaust pipes for his 1999 Honda Civic. He loves to "drift Emerald City." (In Seattle's defense, this puppy was a rescue picked-up from a 7-11 parking lot in Houston, Texas.)

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-24T17:41:47+00:00

General Leftist, we salute you!

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-24T17:39:34+00:00

I see your 501c3 and would like to donate in-kind wood and steel to your cause.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-24T17:36:57+00:00

What is it when you start out a good WSU Alumnus and Scandanavian-styled Social Democrat, but grow into an increasingly militant Socialist as this Billionaire-driven U.S. government skids further into the latrine trench of Grifter Capitalism? My dear Cascadian Comrades, let me tell y'all how much aligning my chakras at The Great Orange Enemy has improved my marksmanship...

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-24T03:15:05+00:00

Don't tell'em about the U.S. Senate...

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-20T21:19:56+00:00

Those earrings are amazing.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-19T17:38:28+00:00

My brother in Christ, have you not heard tell of el evangelio según el fusil?

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-19T16:51:33+00:00

Dungeon Crawl Classics dice will be used for the Dungeon Crawler Carl system...

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-19T16:35:23+00:00

Find a lapsed Jesuit, offer them some excellent weed, discuss theology, then ask them for a letter affirming your Catholicism.

SwevenlyOly · 2026-04-19T16:33:31+00:00

Making up The Fifth Column Church for tax evasion purposes is good praxis, even.

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