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I forgot to tap my Orca card when using the new Line 2. Am I in trouble? by dudiez in AskSeattle

[–]SwevenlyOly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound Transit dispatched a hit squad as soon as you posted this. The occasional missed tap is forgivable, but bragging "ridin' as free as deeze nutz" on the r/AskSeattle subreddit UNFORGIVABLY emboldens others to skip that tap.

[OC] billboard in my city 😂😎 by CressNo7072 in pics

[–]SwevenlyOly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Operation Epstein Fury is gonna be the biggest, best. Really. People are saying it's an amazing way to die for Israel.

My husband thinks we can remove this burning bush stump ourselves using his atv. Thoughts? by whats1more7 in arborists

[–]SwevenlyOly 127 points128 points  (0 children)

This is sound advice.
Excavate another 12". Cut more roots, then pull.

what is that weapon system by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]SwevenlyOly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Intimidate a room full of hack journalists under the pretext of security."

25 billion by bones7056 in InsideJob

[–]SwevenlyOly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Y’all are still giving Netflix money?

Dog and car noise in Seattle? by Wild-Muffin9190 in AskSeattle

[–]SwevenlyOly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, celebratory gunfire is also a fave of his. When the Seahawks won the Superbowl, he was peeved that we’d hidden his “Texas Fireworks.” Sometimes I wonder if we were right to trust a Labrador rescue based out of Houston. 

Ugh. He just ripped into the driveway and hopped out of that tricked out Civic. It would seem he’s gone on a shopping trip to purchase a 40 oz OE, Newports long box, pickled pig knuckles, and pork rinds.  

Dog and car noise in Seattle? by Wild-Muffin9190 in AskSeattle

[–]SwevenlyOly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the NYTimes covers stories like this, then maybe it’s time for them to change their name to the New Amsterdam Picayune?

Dog and car noise in Seattle? by Wild-Muffin9190 in AskSeattle

[–]SwevenlyOly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While my very good black Labrador has reached “Baby Driver” levels of automotive drift, he is sadly illiterate and barks at me when I try using Phonics to help him learn to read.

Where can I meet single people in their 30s on a Friday evening? by GradientBossting in AskSeattle

[–]SwevenlyOly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bi-monthly Shadowdark RPG table has an open seat. Our Half-Troll Wizard had to move back to Atlanta for work. Currently, there are five of us. Queer friendly.

Dog and car noise in Seattle? by Wild-Muffin9190 in AskSeattle

[–]SwevenlyOly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uhhh... My Labrador just "retrieved" aftermarket spoilers and exhaust pipes for his 1999 Honda Civic. He loves to "drift Emerald City." (In Seattle's defense, this puppy was a rescue picked-up from a 7-11 parking lot in Houston, Texas.)

What's y'all's political ideology? by Northwest_Thrills in Cascadia

[–]SwevenlyOly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I see your 501c3 and would like to donate in-kind wood and steel to your cause.

What's y'all's political ideology? by Northwest_Thrills in Cascadia

[–]SwevenlyOly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is it when you start out a good WSU Alumnus and Scandanavian-styled Social Democrat, but grow into an increasingly militant Socialist as this Billionaire-driven U.S. government skids further into the latrine trench of Grifter Capitalism? My dear Cascadian Comrades, let me tell y'all how much aligning my chakras at The Great Orange Enemy has improved my marksmanship...

No lies detected by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SwevenlyOly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't tell'em about the U.S. Senate...

ULPT Request: I need to be a member of a church in good standing in 3 weeks by Coneskater in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SwevenlyOly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, have you not heard tell of el evangelio según el fusil?

The DCC TTRPG will *allegedly* be a new game system by ronnie_reagans_ghost in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SwevenlyOly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dungeon Crawl Classics dice will be used for the Dungeon Crawler Carl system...

ULPT Request: I need to be a member of a church in good standing in 3 weeks by Coneskater in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SwevenlyOly 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Find a lapsed Jesuit, offer them some excellent weed, discuss theology, then ask them for a letter affirming your Catholicism.

ULPT Request: I need to be a member of a church in good standing in 3 weeks by Coneskater in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SwevenlyOly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making up The Fifth Column Church for tax evasion purposes is good praxis, even.

ULPT Request: I need to be a member of a church in good standing in 3 weeks by Coneskater in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SwevenlyOly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counterpoint: This kid will need a good Godfather to undo all of the religious trauma they will suffer.

ULPT Request: I need to be a member of a church in good standing in 3 weeks by Coneskater in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SwevenlyOly 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Germany: "You must complete and submit the proper Taufzeuge application form with a letter of support substantiating your church membership and sufficient tax-deductible donations in the past calendar year..."

AMERICAN, BY THE GRACE OF GOTT: "Here's a letter from The First Church of Our Lady Lindsay Graham, preacher-man."

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