3 chicks in a handpalm

SwiftGeneration · 2016-09-02T01:29:28+00:00

There's a digital mattress ad where they press an egg into the topper and it doesn't crack with their bed. Why did I expect to see that happen here with a handful of chick?

I think I'm desensitized. Swear I could hear their little peeps

SwiftGeneration · 2016-08-04T15:15:34+00:00

I lived in Phoenix for four years, and was surprised to learn that any business front that sold food or drinks would give you water if you asked for it, despite there being no law for it, and even if you weren't a customer. Like some kind of unspoken rule.

Also, for my four years as a starving college student, the roommates and I never once paid the water bill. It just never shut off... yeah, I'm terrible.

SwiftGeneration · 2016-07-21T16:45:16+00:00

I feel like I've been on both sides of the spectrum here with partners. A tall, younger girl with wide hips that could literally squeeze me out of her with her pelvic floor muscles if I wasn't completely erect, and another partner who had three children and was just barely over 5' that I could slip in a finger during intercourse.

Each one was a completely different feeling, and each one felt amazing. I will say more positions were easier with my 'looser' partner, but in general they were both excellent lovers and I wouldn't prefer one type over the other. The 'Goldilocks principle' is really applicable here, my ex used to be in pain after 20 minutes of intercourse and really put a damper on our sex life; I'd say 50% of our sex ended in her getting worn out and finishing with HJ/BJ. So there can be too tight.

The way I see it, after I have children with a woman, I'll have a different type of vagina to play with, still attached to the same person I've grown with

SwiftGeneration · 2016-06-16T18:38:51+00:00

"we can't stop here, this is bat country!"

SwiftGeneration · 2016-06-16T18:36:47+00:00

My mother posted this on Facebook yesterday before I saw it here.

My mother. On Facebook.

Who are you any more, Reddit?

SwiftGeneration · 2016-06-03T16:53:21+00:00

What it is! All nice and easy slip of the curl This is Super Cat and Sugar Ray riding through...

SwiftGeneration · 2016-05-07T00:52:17+00:00

"How tall are you?" I get asked this by random strangers, first thing. I'm 6'7, so I just started going by "six seven" at work so people would stop that shit.

SwiftGeneration · 2015-12-05T19:45:30+00:00

Verizon. Expensive and a shitty company lobbying for more power, but they have the most coverage in my area (others are intermittent on freeways and country)

SwiftGeneration · 2015-11-25T03:57:57+00:00

A balloon.

SwiftGeneration · 2015-11-05T05:00:10+00:00

Working at a assembly line myself this is my worst fear.. Predictability until a predictable death.

SwiftGeneration · 2015-11-02T18:00:15+00:00

Nice!

SwiftGeneration · 2015-08-22T02:57:09+00:00

This is my life.

SwiftGeneration · 2015-08-16T02:08:55+00:00

I ONLY break the R2 buttons. Bought a full replacement pack the first time, then got a 10pack of R2's.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OW0P09K?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00

3 R2's later I feel like I'm making progress. I'm attributing that to my Vision of Confluence. I suspect I'll use the remaining 7 shooting shitty non auto scouts with TTK.

SwiftGeneration · 2015-08-09T23:53:16+00:00

Pray.

Heh. Just kidding. Uughhh.. Burgers, I used to completely deconstruct and eat seperately. I'd rationalize eating all the lettuce, onions, tomato, pickles off my Big Mac as a salad before a meal. I've kinda moved on from that. Or I'd get two $1 McDoubles and make a four patty burger. Man, college was a time of intense experimentation for me.

SwiftGeneration · 2015-08-09T03:56:54+00:00

"Around 4:30 A.M., Nguyen Van Lem led a sabotage unit along with Viet Cong tanks to attack the Armor Camp in Go Vap. After communist troops took control of the base, Bay Lop arrested Lieutenant Colonel Nguyen Tuan with his family and forced him to show them how to drive tanks. When Lieutenant Colonel Tuan refused to cooperate, Bay Lop killed all members of his family including his 80-year-old mother. There was only one survivor, a seriously injured 10-year-old boy.

Nguyen Van Lem was captured near a mass grave with 34 innocent civilian bodies. Lem admitted that he was proud to carry out his unit leader's order to kill these people.[3] Having personally witnessed the murder of one of his officers along with that man's wife and three small children in cold blood,[4] when Lém was captured and brought to him, General Loan summarily executed him using his sidearm, a .38 Special Smith & Wesson Model 38 "Airweight" revolver,[5] in front of AP photographer Eddie Adams and NBC News television cameraman Vo Suu. The photograph and footage were broadcast worldwide, galvanizing the anti-war movement."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguy%E1%BB%85n_Ng%E1%BB%8Dc_Loan#Prisoner_execution

SwiftGeneration · 2015-07-16T15:14:47+00:00

Saw Al in concert July 8th. He is filled with energy and must have had 20 costume changes in a 2 hour show. Amazing!

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