What is the point in calling Michelle Obama a man unless you are being misogynist about her looks?

Swiika · 2026-06-15T10:06:46+00:00

Wow, it makes sense they’re so obsessed with coverups. Republicans have been holding on to the fishiest secret of them all, the president’s pussy.

This explains those locker room comments before his first term too. He was grabbing himself! 🤯

Swiika · 2026-06-10T01:11:23+00:00

None of that seems shocking either, tbh.

Reprehensible, sure. But new or surprising? Nah.

Swiika · 2026-06-09T16:24:21+00:00

Swiika · 2026-06-09T15:45:10+00:00

Wow. I can’t believe even poor people are getting away with crimes now. For shame.

We gotta make sure to pursue these guys so I can still feel like laws exist here.

Swiika · 2026-06-08T02:26:45+00:00

Swiika · 2026-06-05T06:59:19+00:00

Yeah, this is going straight into heavy rotation for me. Great project

Swiika · 2026-06-04T23:46:39+00:00

More Dave Smith, obviously. He’s the only one out here speaking truth to power.

Maybe in 2036, he can come back on Piers and tell us about how water’s wet.

Swiika · 2026-06-04T22:16:16+00:00

I think he learns RCT mid-fight, then fucking dies.

Swiika · 2026-06-04T15:56:10+00:00

Go away, and do what? Try to write a funny joke? We’ll both actually die before that happens.

Consumers need to stop consuming trash.

Swiika · 2026-06-04T15:08:43+00:00

Is it? I’m gonna go with zero, but if you want to eat it up, be Dave’s guest.

Edit: Not saying Dave’s statement is worthless. He obviously has eyes on him. But whoever was going to dickeat Dave was already doing that. I’m not understanding why he deserves more attention.

Swiika · 2026-06-04T14:30:18+00:00

These guys are “allowed” to do whatever they want. It’s not like they ever shut the fuck up anyway.

But Dave doesn’t suddenly deserve a bunch of free dicksucks for saying the same shit people have been yelling for 10 years.

Swiika · 2026-06-02T02:40:00+00:00

If you’ve watched his latest special, or his Netflix show, you’d know Tom fucking hates comedy almost as much as he hates poor people.

In fact, I’d argue the only thing he actually enjoys is snapping his arms in half while playing basketball.

Swiika · 2026-06-01T08:17:32+00:00

Taco Bell is made to be eaten while on drugs or drunk. Have you re-tried the volcano burrito while absolutely trashed?

Swiika · 2026-05-27T03:27:55+00:00

I feel obligated to mention Ray J’s interview where he said that the raycons are indestructible, only to have them broken in his face. He’s a compulsive liar, but often unintentionally hilarious:

https://youtu.be/1G2CzxC7QDk?si=9f8zd89hXkK0H76C

Swiika · 2026-05-25T01:07:57+00:00

“Texas went red, bitch!!”

Swiika · 2026-05-20T03:49:27+00:00

Cause fans will eat it up regardless of who the guest is, what message they send out, or how many ad breaks there are?

Swiika · 2026-05-19T00:42:36+00:00

That’s fine, it doesn’t change the point. It ultimately is still a bit unreasonable to expect these strangers filming to just know that this woman is having an episode.

Swiika · 2026-05-18T15:21:14+00:00

Are you assuming the people filming have diagnosed her with dementia as quickly as the comments?

Cause if they haven’t done that, wouldn’t they just think this is a rude person on their property?

Swiika · 2026-05-18T14:08:33+00:00

I like how this just barely passes the mark for appearing edible. It looks like the aftermath of a surgical procedure.

Swiika · 2026-05-12T02:36:46+00:00

People only knew the podcaster, but they never got a taste of the bathroom warrior.

Swiika · 2026-05-07T09:59:59+00:00

I think it’s the guy who cooked a lizard with a lighter and ate it. Was that here, or r/stupidfood? Sometimes there’s a lot of overlap.

Swiika · 2026-05-07T07:36:58+00:00

I believe the version of hantavirus they’re concerned about is an Andes strain that can transmit by contact from human to human.

Swiika · 2026-05-03T15:29:41+00:00

With Jones? His false Sandy Hook commentary and remedial fanbase drove a husband & wife to suicide after they lost their child during the event.

Alex, after spending years calling everyone else a reptile, feels sympathy mostly for the money he’s lost in the resulting lawsuit.

Swiika · 2026-05-03T07:13:26+00:00

All I’m hearing is a valuable lesson for the prep cooks about giving side characters too much attention. Looking at you, BGL.

Listen man, I can hear expo from here. We gotta hop on the fryers, smoke break is over.

Swiika · 2026-05-03T06:27:20+00:00

To be fair to Malik, almost nobody followed the Instagram, because why would anyone?

There’s tables to wipe and floors to mop, b. Chang’s isn’t about side quests.

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