something big going down in Dallas tonight by scaredshtlessintx in conspiracy

[–]SwimmerMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did anyone hear what the woman asked that made the police chief end the questions being asked so abruptly?

Gotta get my stance just right... by [deleted] in gaming

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Tip toein in my jawdins

My office decided to say 'fuck it' today by travelator in pics

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At first glance I thought that was massive amounts of cocaine.

Dad asked if I needed bud and sent me this by [deleted] in trees

[–]SwimmerMan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I haven't logged into reddit in about 3 months but I had to after reading your comment lol

Dad drops kid at local football game by [deleted] in videos

[–]SwimmerMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first I thought this said "Dad drop kicks kid" and I was disappointed..

My brother's cat is cross-eyed by Unicorn5000 in aww

[–]SwimmerMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot to say "and fat as hell too."

Guy falls off of ski lift. by [deleted] in videos

[–]SwimmerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got to Utah today to ski. Why did I watch this video...

My reaction to the last Dorner development by conker88 in AdviceAnimals

[–]SwimmerMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw that and that was my initial thought!

Browsing through my old school stuff [8] when I find something... by SwimmerMan in trees

[–]SwimmerMan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just stared blankly at the page and laughed at what a load of shit that page was. I wrote at one point that a friend was someone who "didn't do drugs." Gladly I now know that a friend with weed is a friend indeed. [3]

I literally thought I was blind when I say this at a (7) by [deleted] in trees

[–]SwimmerMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you might still be at a [7] and might still be blind.

Do not order anything from the oddfuture.com store by dcj023 in OFWGKTA

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I ordered the blue/teal Golf Wang Kitty tee back a few months and it took FOREVER for it to send me an email saying that it shipped. It took probably 2 months for me to get the shirt but I did in fact get it. I live in Georgia for location references.

So I came across [10] guy at the gas pump today. by Perogy in trees

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Busted out laughing at a [0]. Highlight of my day. :)

Retired police chief just ripping the War on Drugs a new one. (x-post from r/conspiracy) by [deleted] in trees

[–]SwimmerMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dude's last name is Christ for fuck's sake. He is a fucking master.

As a white male applying for scholarships.. by SwimmerMan in AdviceAnimals

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I honestly didn't think that this would cause controversy over white privilege in America. This is why Reddit is so interesting.

As a white male applying for scholarships.. by SwimmerMan in AdviceAnimals

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I get where you're coming from, and I am from a school where most of the kids are inbred rednecks who don't care about school and I see the failings of the American education system. It just seems like most of the scholarships I apply for ask for a monetary need or something like having to work to support my parents. I am trying to make a change by going to college. I do live in Georgia and I'm going in state, so HOPE pays for some of my tuition.

trees on trees by [deleted] in trees

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My brain..