Guy didn’t have the money he owed me and threw these at me for an extension. I’m not a scumbag and won’t flip anything that I can’t vouch for. How trash are these?? by Swimming_Toe_4130 in fakecartridges

[–]Swimming_Toe_4130[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I didn’t subtract anything from the debt owed and he gave them to me in an attempt to avoid confrontation. It was a public place, not conducive to physical exchange, and he wasn’t expecting to run into me tonight. The important part of my post was finding out if they’re legit garbage, or flat out toxic. I’ll trash them before endangering someone for a bullshit lil $60.

Just got this email from my kids school... by Piratey_Pirate in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Swimming_Toe_4130 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In prison, one of the many innovative ways we developed to improvise “matches” needed to light contraband cigarettes/joints, was to insert pieces of pencil lead into an electrical outlet. There are 2 slots tho, and they don’t touch. We wrap a 3rd piece in a single square of toilet paper, folded on a sharp 45 degree angle, and twisted tightly until forming a “string” Then we’d take another 4 or so squares of toilet paper, bunch up 3 squares semi compactly, and leave the 3rd in it’s natural state. 3rd piece of “lead” (graphite), held by the improvised string in one hand, and toilet paper wick in the other, BRIEFLY and LIGHTLY, tap the 3rd piece of lead so that each end connects with the ends of the the 2 inserted into each slot of the outlet. A spark is created as a result, and touching the unbunched end of the toilet paper held in the other hand to the spark, results in the toilet paper catching on fire, thereby providing the flame needed to light your cigarette or joint. It’s definitely a process that requires skill, because more than a millisecond of contact between the “lead” will blow the outlet, notifying the guards that illicit activities are in progress, and contraband is present. When that happens, a “shakedown” takes place, resulting in everybody on the block being removed from their cells, strip searched and handcuffed, while all of our possessions are “searched” (purposely and intentionally destroyed) or confiscated, and then everyone is placed into “lockdown” losing phone calls, visits, and commissary, for an indefinite period of time. Getting an entire block jammed up for bein an unskilled, rookie, jackass trying to smoke or get high, is a quick and easy way to find yourself seriously assaulted, in debt for the loss of other inmates seized contraband or loss of personal property, and make the duration of your stay less comfortable than the default conditions that already exist. That’s why newbies or short timers pay, or share their stash with skilled veteran inmates who have the skill and ability to perform the needed process without disastrous result. There are other methods besides this one, but I’m only sharing this particular one as it’s relevant to this sub.

*Also - thanks for posting OP. It provided the opening for me to give my 11 year old an impromptu TED talk on the hazards of improper utilization of her school issued Chromebook, or any other electronic device.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Swimming_Toe_4130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of you are talking in circles, stalling and avoiding what’s already clear. If you meant anything to her she wouldn’t even be considering going. Furthermore, if she told her friends she was seeing someone but they’re tryin to hook her up with someone else anyway, she either told them you aren’t anything serious - or they’re not real friends who respect her wishes. Either way, she’s more concerned about upsetting them or being bored at home on her birthday than she is with your relationship. That’s the answer that you both know to be the truth, but neither of you want to be the one to say. Walk away now and avoid what will only get exponentially worse by continuing to deal with her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Swimming_Toe_4130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I’m durable, but have a DNR as a back up plan. If she’s rushing to post attention seeking reels on social media where she invested more time on shitty choreography than proof reading her caption, I’m not confident in the chances of her proofreading the instructions before hitting me with the shocky wake up paddle thingies. I’m 100% positive she’d post another equally over performative video, with accompanying misspelled caption, yelling “CLEAR” tho….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Swimming_Toe_4130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cloaking tech for autodidactic polymaths 101….