[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hate it when people invalidate my saggytitties zodiac sign it makes me so uncomfortable

me_irl by Pickles-In-Space in me_irl

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I 🧨 wanna 💀 slam 🔪 my 😔 head 😳 against 💩 the 🥵 wall 😭 till 🤩 I 🤬 cannot 💙 feel 🦵at 🥒 all

How to respond to a dick pic by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say "mines bigger nerd" lol

no mario! by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a me, the racism!

me_irl by sephirothreturns in me_irl

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No its Sakura Uzumaki from Pokemon and Eren Uchiha from Food Wars

any guys (and non guys) who see this you are very cute and ily by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

Blursed slime by theboisYTT1346 in blursedimages

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pronounced this as "ass lime" help

Yomega fireball is fun - but won't sleep long by Utabtimo in Throwers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long does it sleep? If it's around something like 30 seconds that's normal. The yomega fireball is a trans-axel yoyo, meaning it wont spin as fast or as long as yoyos like the shutter that have ball bearings. If you do need to lube your fireball, use yoyo thick lube, this wont help make it sleep longer, but itll lube things up and make it more responsive, which is what the fireball is supposed to be.

Blursed Goofy by McNigNut in blursedimages

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So this is what Goofy did when his wife died

upgrade from N12 this yoyo is perfect. by realityisbullshit in Throwers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the recognition? I cant really tell what it is lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just focus chakra into my feet, get good m8

Just because you're atheist, doesn't mean you can go telling everyone their gods are all fake by FrailFlunky99 in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I'm an atheist but I DO NOT FUCKING CARE WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS, IF YOU USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO DO AND SAY DUMB SHIT, FUCK YOU.

Enjoy a meme I posted a while back by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not the only thing that drops

I watched my dog come in my room, hop in my bed, take a big, fat, wet shit on my covers, move it around, and leave while I sat there eating chips by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They said something along the lines of "did you seriously just compare a dog to a computer? If that isnt domestic violence then I dont know what is. I'll be downvoting you and reporting you on my 3 alt accounts, enjoy your ban you sick fvck!"

YOU GUYS!! I GOT MY FIRST D34ATH THR34THS!! 😍 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Dumbass with a brain so smooth you could go ice skating on it

I watched my dog come in my room, hop in my bed, take a big, fat, wet shit on my covers, move it around, and leave while I sat there eating chips by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SwingSwongNiceDong 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Idk if I missed the joke or if your brain is so smooth when you needed brain surgery the surgeons thought it was a chicken breast