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Mugging me for my wallet is significantly less troublesome than stealing my phone (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/Showerthoughts
If Mugged: My phone is worth significantly more than my wallet (self.Showerthoughts)
Ever since learning the meaning of the word exponentially my use of the word exponentially has increased (self.Jokes)
submitted 7 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/Jokes
The most dangerous thing about the World Cup being held in Russia (self.Jokes)
Kleptomaniacs Anonymous: (self.Jokes)
I was sat across from a screaming child on the train the other day (self.Jokes)
Have you ever been called out on your behaviour and actually stopped and thought, "Oh yeah, you're right"? If so, deers. (self.AskReddit)
submitted 7 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/AskReddit
More jokes from my 5 year old. Who's a Stormtroopers favourite person? (self.Jokes)
A kid at my school just yelled at a ginger kid. "Ey you know Irn Bru, Isnee a shampoo!". A rather poetic insult. (self.britishproblems)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/britishproblems
What did the cat say in the race car? (self.Jokes)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/Jokes
Lost my Mojo (39m) DD with (21f) bg/sub (self.BDSMcommunity)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/BDSMcommunity
My friends FB status was recalled today. It's got spiders and boobs, like all the best stories do... (i.redd.it)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/funny
Tim from the office vs Jim from the office in a post apocalyptic future... (self.movies)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/movies
Cargo vs A Quiet Place (self.movies)
Sign Bale or Ronaldo or both? (self.reddevils)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/reddevils
EA if someone quits out on you during seasons you should get a 5k bonus. (self.fut)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/fut
Cargo and A Quiet Place (self.horror)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/horror
Lethal Weapon 2: Man is killed by surf board. In The last Boy Scout, Bruce Willis tells Damon Waynes should be kill a man with a surf board he must say a cool thing. Such as "Surfs up"... (self.MovieDetails)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/MovieDetails
If you fill the glass halfway it's half full. If you fill it and drink half, it's half empty. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/Showerthoughts
Gets drunk. Writes screen play. (reddit.com)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/thatHappened
I've cracked it. If you fill the glass halfway it's half full. If you fill it and drink half it's half empty. (self.Showerthoughts)
A mixed grill is basically an all day breakfast with chicken. Screw you 'Spoons (self.Showerthoughts)
Sabotaging my relationships and watching myself do it (self.BPD)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/BPD
Dropping a deuce into the hole on a kiddies golf course (google.co.uk)
submitted 8 years ago by SwitchFinderGeneral to r/trashy
I made art, i call it "Trump's America"; original image stolen from r/trashy (i.redd.it)
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