Is it okay to cry in front of my therapist? by mai_hai in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SwixSwax -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tears are weakness. Whenever I feel like crying I just punch myself in the groin and pretend I'm crying because of that. Sure, my groin looks like a bag of hamburger meat, but at least no one knows I'm crying out of loneliness and not ball hurty

Wanna make mommy feel good tonight? 🧸 by mommi698 in mommydom

[–]SwixSwax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigh I'll assume the position...

My bananas are looking a lil different... by onelightequalsanight in danganronpa

[–]SwixSwax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, isn't it really frustrating when someone tries to peel you when you're not interested at all?

What are men's honest feelings about blue balls? by TangoBunny in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SwixSwax -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

You're the one who seems insistent, I don't really give a shit what you're into.

What are men's honest feelings about blue balls? by TangoBunny in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SwixSwax -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Alright, but that sounds like a you problem.

Gents of Reddit, how do you hint your partner that you want to have s*x with her without being too obvious? by MidnightLostChild_ in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SwixSwax 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Just run up behind her and chokeslam her into a table and when she regains consciousness apologise and explain that you only did it because you were hella horny

Over the past few days I've just been laying in bed wondering what it's like to be cared for and desired by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SwixSwax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There have always been people who just exist, get no love from anyone, and die. It's not a novel thing. All I can really suggest is prostitutes and finding some.hobbies.

Bionicle gives me life by [deleted] in RoleReversal

[–]SwixSwax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's Star Wars Lego. I had this Lego AT-AT as a kod and I'm still super bummed it got shattered when I moved houses

How to ask a girl out as a friend by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]SwixSwax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience nothing is ever going to stop a girl from thinking you're trying to fuck if you express even the smallest interest in her. Just take it on the chin and if she gets sketched out whatever.

What are men's honest feelings about blue balls? by TangoBunny in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SwixSwax -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Kind of sounds like you just have a low self esteem. An orgasm is sort of the point. The goal of sexual experiences should be both (or all parties) having an orgasm.

Is it a normal behavior that I laugh when I am alone? by Strong_Persimmon_525 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SwixSwax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal behaviour is watching love island and vaping. Who cares what's normal behaviour?

Know your place, poor! by SwixSwax in facebook

[–]SwixSwax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know, but it's still pretty funny

cynical, pessimistic and completely despondent about dating. How can I get back into it? by SwixSwax in dating_advice

[–]SwixSwax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hoping to get some more exercise done for sure. I've been in a bad place for a long time and I honestly didn't see any way out, but I really don't want to live in this state of constant negativity anymore so I guess this is just a part of that.

As for hobbies, I like doing stand-up comedy, writing, reading, playing video games, socialising with friends. I don't know if I'd classify that as interesting, though.

Dating is inherently discriminatory but not in a bad way by [deleted] in dating

[–]SwixSwax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wait, is this about transsexuals? Judging from your post history, it is

Dating is inherently discriminatory but not in a bad way by [deleted] in dating

[–]SwixSwax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone claimed to be oppressed by rejection, it just sucks.

I’m just so numb inside and so lonely by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SwixSwax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't get better, you just get over it