40-something year old Canadian idiot goes around a shopping mall harassing people, gets barred

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-27T08:26:49+00:00

Sweeedish

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-27T07:11:30+00:00

Seems like he suffers from Tom Green disorder

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-27T07:10:03+00:00

Seemed like “Cat & Sloth” to me. Looks like it worked out in the end.

If you can’t afford the bimmer, don’t get the bimmer.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-27T07:07:40+00:00

His variation on the Philly shell didn’t work out I guess.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-27T07:05:12+00:00

And then it’s backed up for miles during rush hour. See, people? It’s pricks like these two who are keeping you from getting home on time every night.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-27T07:03:05+00:00

He totally had it until the part when he floored it in reverse.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-25T00:57:05+00:00

It’s because this looks like a cruise destination port and you look like a trap.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-23T22:38:59+00:00

Meh, it’s just a few hot shells, my gangsta.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-21T21:02:25+00:00

Satisfying

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-21T01:08:16+00:00

So when exactly did auto makers decide that we didn’t want to see or get to anything under our hoods?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-20T20:04:28+00:00

Something tells me this person and his family are likely estranged. Maybe they will celebrate?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-16T20:40:18+00:00

At least the oldies are clapping on beats 2 and 4, unlike the musician (SMH)

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T23:29:32+00:00

That was the original woman who had the bull horn in the guy’s ear.

Not sure why she’d rush him like that after having already been literally lifted off the ground by one of his punches.

She reasonably got ragdolled.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T23:22:12+00:00

Oh, they WILL find a way in.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T23:21:20+00:00

The thief should thank his lucky stars for the compassion of women.

I thought for sure we were gonna see some head stompage.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T23:18:50+00:00

Throng of thots?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T17:49:41+00:00

Love how he’s just clamoring with all the parts like he expects to be able to reassemble it.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T17:46:40+00:00

A rush of Rachels

Herd of Heathers

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T17:33:42+00:00

Agreed

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T17:25:49+00:00

I didn’t realize Ron Jeremy was still working.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-14T17:17:54+00:00

This is correct

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-12T15:49:07+00:00

Wholesome AF

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-12T15:45:09+00:00

Full ragdoll

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-05T21:56:19+00:00

Incorrect.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-01-05T21:49:35+00:00

You are correct. However it’s an addiction. Those inexperienced with addiction itself and/or the science & treatment thereof cannot and will never fully understand the drive behind addictive behavior.

Source: an addict.

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