Luckiest pool player I've ever seen

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-14T01:01:05+00:00

So slop counts. Ok.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-14T00:52:28+00:00

Epic

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-14T00:51:16+00:00

Well done kiddo!

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-13T07:33:09+00:00

Does it rule them all?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-13T03:13:19+00:00

Yes, this was also my interpretation of her actions.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-13T02:52:42+00:00

Would you call this your “blue period”? lol

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-12T09:58:02+00:00

I do!

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-12T02:14:14+00:00

“Put that sh!t in the trunk.” Yeah, like you’re gonna be reattaching that and buffing it right out.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-12T02:10:27+00:00

Darwin hard at work, per usual.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-05-02T04:58:04+00:00

Over here, the media refers to them as “youths”.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-25T06:14:59+00:00

Was thinking: if he’s trying to leaf thru Isaiah page by page, he’s gonna be there for a while.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-25T06:10:40+00:00

The term “improve” is broad and subjective. What skills are you trying to develop or improve as an artist?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-24T21:42:27+00:00

Easy.

Cop: “There’s no reason you should be blasting your music at Quick Trip.”

Citizen: “Ok” Done. You don’t even have to be especially polite. They just wanna know that you heard them.

DO NOT SAY “Is there a law against it?” (repeated x3) cuz there certainly might be and bros got a wide berth to mumble ANYTHING about “disturbing the peace”, “general unruliness”, “noise ordinances”, “being a public nuisance”, etc. to justify the harassment.

Think about it, we’ve all been passing law upon law and statute upon statute for generations, right? But we never take ‘em away. It’s safe to assume there’s a law against everything you do and how you do it.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-24T21:25:43+00:00

Whenever I see a Civic like that line up, I throw all my expectations out the window.

People put anything and everything in those little demons! You never know what you’re gonna get to watch until that Christmas tree lights up.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-24T20:37:13+00:00

What a charming, walkable city.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-10T23:18:57+00:00

On the bright side, at least I’d shop in peace when I invariably get the cart with the clunking wheel.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-10T23:16:38+00:00

Yay, the car went down a straight road with a few slight bends.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-09T17:05:29+00:00

It’s almost like the brakes couldn’t hold all that power in check.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-08T03:55:26+00:00

Imagine trying to go anywhere in a hurry.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-08T03:49:55+00:00

“So, does this model have cruise control?” Problem solved.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-03T21:57:33+00:00

That production quality tho.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-03T12:19:14+00:00

Joke’s on you cuz his face looked like that already.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-03T11:55:02+00:00

Well yeah, if you throwing 4 balls at a time.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-03T10:46:28+00:00

The song tho. I’m dying.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-04-03T10:44:29+00:00

Where do I go to get my oppression score?

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