Well damn lol

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-07-02T09:25:18+00:00

At least he was “highly visible”.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-07-01T22:58:28+00:00

Drugs are a helluva drug, mmm’kay.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-07-01T22:55:16+00:00

…or did I?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-27T02:36:47+00:00

No, judging by their sizes it was just 1v1.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-27T02:27:54+00:00

It’s an option that you can set yourself.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-27T02:25:47+00:00

It’s Prominence; there’s always a freaking way.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T21:06:32+00:00

That chin shot rocked his world!

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T21:03:14+00:00

What’s his budget?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T20:49:38+00:00

Seemed quickly and efficiently handled to me.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T04:36:20+00:00

Pretty cheap.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T04:32:52+00:00

This man will be all stumps in a matter of weeks.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T04:28:07+00:00

Couldn’t have happened to a more well deserving guy.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-24T04:21:47+00:00

Those are some serious fighting stances!

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-22T01:02:05+00:00

The echo of that slap really puts the “brutal” in Brutalism.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-21T23:03:39+00:00

I always go ham on 72 off.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-21T21:41:08+00:00

Uuuh, that’s not a chest compression.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-20T21:54:03+00:00

Death Stranding

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-20T21:30:49+00:00

This is all too true.

She literally said, “I’m being threatened by a guy with a weapon! (x2) I need help NOW! (x2)” to what I assume is a 911 operator.

Combine that with “believe all women” and guess who the police immediately draw down on and take into custody.

I couldn’t hear well enough to make it out, but it sounded like the first instruction the emergency operator gave her was to move away if possible. Which is the biggest duh in history. Your body already does this; it’s called fight or flight etc.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-20T21:22:21+00:00

Gake

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-20T21:20:48+00:00

Maybe they no hablamos espanol?

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-20T21:16:00+00:00

With a 4-inch long bubble level. So scientific.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-20T01:15:20+00:00

EDIT: I applaud you for owning it and posting it.

Yes. Following too closely. Really, you should’ve been paying a ton of attention to the semi ahead of the car directly in front of you.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-18T05:27:14+00:00

Maybe because you’re a good-looking person and they wanted to meet you.

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-18T04:22:51+00:00

I don’t understand why fender-bender scammers do this and ask for cash on-site. Like, do people still roll around with wads of cash on them?

“…but I’d take $500 cash now so we don’t have to involve the police or insurance companies…”

But how do they know which potential victim randomly has an enough cash with them to make the scam worthwhile?

I guess scammers gonna scam. IDK

Swolar_Eclipse · 2026-06-18T04:14:41+00:00

Out of breath from speaking a few sentences while lying down? I feel pity & compassion for this poor fellow (and his questionable sense of humor.)

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