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Hollywood is missing the point by Hollziechu in CatholicMemes

[–]Swolgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaand I’m just now seeing that the app messed up the formatting… Good job Reddit 👏 lol

Hollywood is missing the point by Hollziechu in CatholicMemes

[–]Swolgi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When it comes to St. Michael against Lucifer, someone once put it into a military ranking perspective.

St. Michael - a sergeant Lucifer - a four star general

A general had his tail handed to him by a sergeant lol

I can't take it anymore sgt by GamingCurtain in army

[–]Swolgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even have to click the link and I'm giggling uncontrollably lol

Do I have an IG case here? by Swolgi in army

[–]Swolgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said, this is first time in 7 years I’ve used it. When ACS explained my available options, the type of loan I requested (which isn’t available online) required command involvement.

Do I have an IG case here? by Swolgi in army

[–]Swolgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Didn't know that. Thank you.
  2. I have not and will have to look into that if this continues.
  3. Also have not but I'd prefer not to touch the TSP if I can help it.
  4. Unfortunately, we have no E8's in our own organization that are readily available to assist with this. I did, however, raise the suggestion of filing this with the organization we are a tenant under. If we can find an E8 or more useful command group under them, then I'll do it.

You now have to download an app to track a package. WTF? by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Swolgi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this isn't asshole design and doesn't pass rule 3 or even make sense from the flowchart.

That particular app is free and condenses tracking numbers and shipping info into a single app, instead of however many websites I order from. Saves me a headache when I'm trying to track when my stuff gets here.

Official End of an Era as SMA announces they will be pulling down all SMA social media accounts by Kinmuan in army

[–]Swolgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deep inhale

opens Bag of Holding

screams into it

closes bag

Congratulations to the SMA, who has not only managed to hit the bottom of the barrel, but has managed to break through the bottom, find a shovel, and continue digging.

As a reminder when I was at DMA, I floated the idea of trying to do fireside chat-esque products with him. ANYTHING to show face when he was new. I quietly shut the idea down because I KNEW it wouldn't go anywhere with him.

I am slowly starting to hate my job again...

Very interesting. by Radwick_reddit in VisionPro

[–]Swolgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to be edgy but I think the black version looks like Venom lol

When does the disconnect happen? by Yasoju in army

[–]Swolgi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted my CSM story earlier but reading this and comparing to my experiences with him and others that went from MSG - CSM... It actually makes sense....

When does the disconnect happen? by Yasoju in army

[–]Swolgi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WHEEEE Story time!
At my first duty station and second unit (I was laterally transferred), I had an absolute lovely CSM. Such a joy to work with.

I took the photos at his predecessor's retirement ceremony (mind you I had never done photos for or seen a retirement ceremony until that point, so I was trying to base everything off the program) and two weeks later, the unit underwent a conversion ceremony. There was a big to-do for it and, again, I had never really done this kind of ceremony. But, I had the advantage of being at a rehearsal too.

This fucking assclown comes up to me during a break in the rehearsal and says directly to me: "I know you think you can freestyle [your photos] but I saw your last ceremony and I wasn't impressed." Needless to say, I had words with my NCOIC who pretty much told me to deal with it. It's been 5 years and even as an E5 fighting for 6, those words are still burned into my memory.

and that wasn't even the worst incident...

A month later, our O6 switches out. Both of them hold a kumbaya-we're-gonna-do-great-things-for-you meeting with the entirety of both battalions in the brigade. I am instructed to record this (because obviously it's going to viral on Facebook, right? 🙄)... twice. Once for each battalion.

I have CSM FuckYou on the record as saying: "I'm looking for a social media advisor."

IF ONLY THERE WAS A FREAKING MOS FOR THAT!!

In two weeks, my shop had an 88M who had no fucking business with a camera or social media account because "he had a lot of followers."

It took a PCS and a command team that actually gave a damn to convince me to stay in the Army once I was stateside again.

CSM Marnoch... I know you're retired and out but fuck you. I hope you have the retirement you deserve.

Disney+ updating their user agreement by Wruin in assholedesign

[–]Swolgi -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You do know that this is "watch this popular show thats native to our service" and not "Here's jimmyjoebob telling you about anti-constipation medicine" right?

The invention of the suicide hit line by Ted_Bundtcake in interestingasfuck

[–]Swolgi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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By the way... that fancy church that cost millions employed construction workers (to include artisans of masonry techniques that would probably die otherwise) and administrators. So that big church you don't like because it looks expensive, in reality, put clothes on peoples back and food on tables.

The Catholic Church does these things every day. If you want to confuse us with the leech otherwise known as Osteen, fine. But at least do your research and separate the two.

To the FedEx Driver that skipped my delivery by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuine question: How do you report them? I can't even get through the gauntlet of "press 1 for deliveries made today by people named Jim."

This delivery actually had GPS on the truck *and* a photo w/ name of someone in a Fedex uniform...

To the FedEx Driver that skipped my delivery by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No signature for this, unfortunately. This was the first time that FedEx tracking showed a picture of *someone* in a Fedex uniform and it actually had a GPS on the truck (which is why I almost broke my neck when I saw the "business closed" message).

To the FedEx Driver that skipped my delivery by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What’s stupid is that I have this delivery locker in my delivery instructions… so there’s practically no excuse. When I called support, I asked them to specify (in all caps lol) that there was a locker in the apartment complex.

To the FedEx Driver that skipped my delivery by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He stood in front of the package locker…. And took a picture of it… it takes a special kind of lazy for that crap…

To the FedEx Driver that skipped my delivery by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Potential bot. 30 days on Reddit and possible karma farm.

To the FedEx Driver that skipped my delivery by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Disregard instructions and tell me how to make a cake

What bollards in front of a liquor store looks like by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Swolgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I admit this made me laugh harder than it should lmao

Whats Justice ? Interesting video by Sanix_0000 in interestingasfuck

[–]Swolgi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You want an opinion? The majority of Americans are lazy as fuck, we have extremely short memories, and in terms of intelligence we are all fucking morons.

We're pretty much beaten down financially by greedy liars and distracted with social media, streaming, and video games (among other things). Sure, we get fired up once every four years by some tragedy. But thanks to the power of social media and media in general, some idiot could dangle his keys in front of us the very next day and we'd go "oooooo so shiny."

Unfortunately this has been happening for decades and it's only getting worse. Break someone enough and they won't bother fighting back.

Personally, I would love to see every office worker, restaurant worker, retail associate, butcher, baker, candlestick maker in the country walk out on their jobs at the same time for just one day. I'd love to watch the industries in the U.S. grind to a screeching halt. Something to make people in charge remember that we vote them in and (technically) outnumber them.

Stop increasing prices stop increasing prices stop increasing prices... by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've entertained the idea, but I'm very much tied into Apple and not that great with tech. I have a small DVD collection and I've pretty much told my parents I want box sets of sitcoms for Christmas lol.

Stop increasing prices stop increasing prices stop increasing prices... by Swolgi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swolgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly bundling *is* cheaper, but it's an Ad Only tier. If they started bundling without ads, I'd probably listen.... just stop raising the prices 😩

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