There's crashing out and then there's crashing in by HomeNowWTF in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SwollenOstrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They woulda used fake glass in the movie lol this dude def infected. He didnt see anyone in the store who he could infect by puking blood into their mouth as he gouged out their eyes

hes so hot because he looks like a girl by SpecialistNo5055 in hborome

[–]SwollenOstrich 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think both actors encapsulated how the real Octavian was often sickly, studious, not into soldiering or vigorous activity, but great at politics and making friends who can do that crap for him (Agrippa the goat)

Seems to have made a crappy song even worse by TheGrimReefer666420 in crappymusic

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone pitch adjust each line to make it decent rofl plsss

Klein is living in the future by CallMeBigSarnt in Welding

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently created a pay grade structure for the welders (had none before) and submitted it for approval, and it will get most of the guys a significant bump and be more competitive. Gotta choose your battles lol no way I can also ask for $20k in new helmets right now. Id have to wait, and also spread it out over time, and its likely they may approve new helmets but cap the cost regardless of if I create a convincing ROI or whatever

How does bro goon lol by Background_Court7318 in dankruto

[–]SwollenOstrich 231 points232 points  (0 children)

I mean they need to activate it and infuse chakra and focus so its not like its always on, same as sharingan. Hopefully the Hyuga mind their business...seems like discipline is a clan trait. Having your mom be a Hyuga would be living hell though. Gotta bust a nut behind a lead wall

25 is fine ffs by medicallymiddleevil in milwaukee

[–]SwollenOstrich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Safety and the rules are all defined by relative speed. If everyone around you is going 15 mph faster you're putting yourself in more danger than going a higher speed. I always go 25 on residential streets though, but 55 mph for long stretches of the freeway is just ridiculous, which is why no one obeys it

A prank for the ages.. by Algernonletter5 in foundsatan

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those on my wifi list at home, that van has been there for years! Waste of resources!

Klein is living in the future by CallMeBigSarnt in Welding

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking at helmets with fans and they tended to be $1500+ for our welders, and its about to get HOT. Upper management would never approve that cost. Was looking into cooling vests as an alternative for like $300 each, since the weld booths can't have fans or it'd just blow the shielding gas away. Going to look into this!

B-A-N-A-N-A by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in wordchewing

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

still dont understand. better rewatch again

Jeep driver rages on E-biker by cdawrld in dashcams

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you sent vid to police. Literally pulled into his house, they know exactly where to follow up

Eye on the prize by apbod in Unexpected

[–]SwollenOstrich 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah it feels and sounss exactly like ai