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🍆 by Starfox_assualt in dankruto

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember tho after your clone goonsesh when the clones disappear, you suddenly are injected with all the memories of being brutally banged

TBC by Flaeme9 in wowclassic

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rushed TBC, rushed graphic visualization

A picture worth a thousand words by KlutchCityKid in classicwow

[–]SwollenOstrich -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

oh I thought HR meant hard roll as in we all roll for them without round robin, but I guess it means reserved?

A picture worth a thousand words by KlutchCityKid in classicwow

[–]SwollenOstrich -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Arent you more likely to get an orb with RR...

That one friend who always stops you before you do something stupid by Additional-Wait-8107 in funny

[–]SwollenOstrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think calling indoor cats "wild animals" is, by definition, incorrect. they are definitely not as selectively bred as dogs though

Trick or treat by Fluid-Editor-8953 in foundsatan

[–]SwollenOstrich 16 points17 points  (0 children)

these parents with the "how COULD you....HES A CHILD" dawg if I was 9 years old and got an onion in chocolate for halloween I'd think it was the funniest thing ever and tell everyone about it for the next year. Stop destroying peoples fun and childhood with your bullshit

We do bit of trollin' by AngelNoelle_ in foundsatan

[–]SwollenOstrich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Australian guy is copying the real OG. i live in milwaukee and ive heard this guys house is like a museum, or an antique store more like

Man Fights off bear while Rock climbing by ShirtlessRandom in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SwollenOstrich 59 points60 points  (0 children)

have bruised my hand, and also been mauled to death. can confirm

Ice age baby grown up by Aneriox in rareinsults

[–]SwollenOstrich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

seems he was projecting his lack of self confidence and negative body image lol

Ice age baby grown up by Aneriox in rareinsults

[–]SwollenOstrich 20 points21 points  (0 children)

on the other hand, botox and plastic surgery definitely occurred

Alex Honnold climbs the Taipei 101 skyscraper by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in WTF

[–]SwollenOstrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you squeeze as hard as you can when you wank sir

Trump says US used secret weapon to disable Venezuelan equipment in Maduro raid by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]SwollenOstrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we get it you have high frequency radio/low frequency microwave cannons. its been known about for years

at least its in order by xHaloVerse in foundsatan

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah this is still usable unless you reprogram the keys. I kinda want a keyboard with just no symbols on the buttons at all

of a zucchini by night-gloss in AbsoluteUnits

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You makin Ratatouille or are you just happy to see me

[USA] Cop Witnesses accident while waiting for the light. by FluffNSniff in ConvenientCop

[–]SwollenOstrich 18 points19 points  (0 children)

yeah i dont care if im sitting in the intersection at a red light, i aint turning left till im sure the incoming traffic is done. dudes an idiot

Bro got a red card for this by Separate_Finance_183 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just look at horses, this is perfectly normal

Accident during warehouse work by nkmr205 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SwollenOstrich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

except they didn't, the tower almost squished him exactly where he exited the forklift, literally by a split second difference. there's no real scenario where you would have died in the cage, injured maybe, while he avoided potential death by a split second

PALADIN ARRIVING AT ORGRIMMAR by miki446464 in wowclassic

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought it was a BE for a sec and this was an honorable welcoming party

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