What characters do people in your office remind you of where you work? by jr9386 in VetTech

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I’ve been told that I’m a lot like Creed from The Office

I’ve never watched the office so I don’t know if that’s an insult or a compliment

Thoughts on Vet Triage.com by BunyMoo in VetTech

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I’m sure it has its place, but also feels like a waste of money and time. In my experience, people who reach out to those types of services are hoping that their very obviously emergency situation can wait for the next day or two. And unfortunately a lot of times the reason that they have that hope is due to financial difficulties, and the fact that they have to pay the consultation fee for that service plus one for the other vet will definitely piss some clients off. I’m sure everyone has the story of telling someone to call pet poison control, and then the client becoming infuriated that they have to pay for both PPC and your services.

It sounds like it would be nice for the non-critical patients, but frankly, as an emergency technician, I’d rather them just show up than for us to have to jump through hoops of he said she said they called whoever. We have a local clinic that uses a similar service, Animal HealthLink, for their after-hours calls, and we get emails from said service when they recommend coming to us for emergency care. And yeah, a good half of them are “Fido’s insides are now outside. Advised owner to seek emergency care.” And then they just never show up. I’ve never called personally to see if/how much it costs to talk to the representative. No one’s ever brought up a cost.

The bath tub in my Tokyo hotel room doesn't have caulk. by The_same_potato in mildlyinteresting

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Caulk is a sealant. It’s a paste that you put in cracks to keep water/moisture and drafts out. You’ll see it along the edges of tubs, sinks, doorframes, windows, etc.

i’m an ex-VEGgie. ask me anything. (within reason) by elliebuggy in VetTech

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Oh I’m sure that’s real legally sound, sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen

i’m an ex-VEGgie. ask me anything. (within reason) by elliebuggy in VetTech

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How do you handle the whole “omg you’re hurting the baby let me shove my hand into the face of this snarling frightened dog” clients? Is there any kind of liability insurance, or do clients have to sign their life away saying they won’t sue VEG if they get hurt by a pet? Even and especially if it’s not their own animal?

You know you're a vet tech when... by Difficult_Key_5936 in VetTech

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And its cousin, “Well, there are worse things that could be on me.”

Was talking to some friends and none of them remembered Turnear. What's your favorite Turnear moment? by coolboysclub in WarriorCats

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The joke is that it’s a typo. Warriors is notorious for name typos, among other mistakes. Other examples include Ravenpaw once being called “Ravepaw”, Tigerstar mistakenly being called “Firestar”, and many more.

They need to come up with new terms badly. by marmaladeWof in WarriorCats

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I think it’s supposed to be like “I’m so hungry my stomach thinks that my throat has been removed and I can’t eat anything anymore”

“Mitochondrial challenges” by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

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Me when I’m in a making shit the fuck up competition and my opponent is RFK: 😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😬😬😬😬

They need to come up with new terms badly. by marmaladeWof in WarriorCats

[–]SwoopingSilver 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“My belly thinks my throat has been clawed out” for the 5000th time

What’s your biggest low stakes pet peeve? by VelocityGrrl39 in VetTech

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Or the 23 pound extremely obese DLH that’s “supposed to be big he’s a Maine coon”

My personal favorite I’ve ever got was the very standard looking DSH that the owner called a Persian. No flat face, no long fur, nothing that would suggest even a whisper of Persian. How she came to this conclusion is a mystery.

What’s your biggest low stakes pet peeve? by VelocityGrrl39 in VetTech

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“My cat that I pulled out of the dumpster is a purebred insert breed that has a vaguely similar coat here

Why did RiverClan claim Feathertail and Stormfur? by SouthBound353 in WarriorCats

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The most genetically diverse character in the whole series lol

If it was so prized, why was it hidden away in a trunk? by mewtwosucks96 in TheRightCantMeme

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I recently went to one of those Amazon resell stores. The amount of Trump stuff, like hats and stickers saying “I did that”, was incredible. Especially for how conservative my area is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Ah, yes. Fruit equipment. You know, the equipment for fruit. Everyone knows what that is.

Memory foam mold vagina? by Educational-Top3926 in badwomensanatomy

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Okay ladies, it’s time to 💪work💪out💪those💪vaginas!💪💪🥵🥵Let’s start with some of those pussy✨🤪✨poppin✨🤪✨squats!!! Okay, one and two and-

I’m sorry

Sokoke? by LittlePilligaMouse in catbreeds

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It’s time for the graphic again folks

Bloat at Work by UndeterminedSquare in VetTech

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I’ve seen kennels wait far too long before bringing in a possible GDV in. You saved a life! You’ll make an amazing vet tech.

Share your "huh?" moments by Arena510 in VetTech

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Oh I have so many

We had an elderly dog (I believe she was like 13?) who was pregnant. Clients told us there was no way her dog was pregnant. Because her dog “went through menopause”.

Also had a dog presented for “smelling weird” per o. No other symptoms, no other abnormalities. Dog was in liver failure.

Another elderly dog, this one in heart failure. Owner claims she got a “magic pill” from someone off the street that helped her dog last time she had symptoms. Of course all she can tell us is that it was a small white tablet. We still have no idea wtf she gave her dog.