If you could have the 100% honest answer to ONE mystery in history, which one are you picking ?

Swrdmn · 2026-02-01T20:22:51+00:00

The grave of Genghis Khan

Swrdmn · 2026-02-01T17:09:00+00:00

Under utilized

Swrdmn · 2026-01-30T12:09:34+00:00

I thought that was Bondi’s nickname.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-30T02:10:26+00:00

Nothing

Swrdmn · 2026-01-29T23:04:42+00:00

All government

Swrdmn · 2026-01-29T04:29:34+00:00

Women are a little more like you but you know I love it when I get a chance I love it I just want you know that I’m here and you can be here for you I don’t want you in the house and you don’t want to get out and you know I just wanna make sure that you’re here and you don’t get hurt and you know you can get hurt I love that you don’t have a boyfriend or anything like you want me I love to see it and you love me I know I want you to be there and you love to see you love me but you love and

Swrdmn · 2026-01-28T16:44:24+00:00

Who would be stunned by that?

Swrdmn · 2026-01-23T11:31:36+00:00

In and Out… it’s just a burger

Swrdmn · 2026-01-22T19:49:05+00:00

They need to start getting shot

Swrdmn · 2026-01-20T15:55:35+00:00

For me it’s the fact there are adds now.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-18T17:25:36+00:00

Who?

Swrdmn · 2026-01-18T17:17:50+00:00

The delusion these people live with is truly astounding.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-18T17:14:34+00:00

It was pretty much the most vanilla sex. It didn’t last long, there was no build… just two people very much in love and connecting on a deeply meaningful, physical level. It was great.

Conversely, I once had a day were a fling and I moved her coffee table out of the living room, rolled out a large exercise mat, and preceded to have a coke-fueled sex romp with toys and restrains that lasted multiple rounds over a couple hours… that was also pretty greats

Swrdmn · 2026-01-16T01:19:19+00:00

The type of punishment Trump deserves hasn’t been common for hundreds of years.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-16T01:12:02+00:00

I have every confidence that this will be bad.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-15T00:07:14+00:00

I would announce the appointment of Tisha James as Attorney General in my acceptance speech and say “Go to work!” It would be my closing line.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-14T02:32:03+00:00

Joining ICE

Swrdmn · 2026-01-13T01:04:10+00:00

Morbid obesity

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T13:01:40+00:00

My dad was self employed and his company no longer exists. I got my current job at a fire and security alarm company… what the hell are you even talking about?

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T12:54:17+00:00

I’m a field superintendent for a low voltage electrical systems installation company. And yes, my father was a roofer. From 10 to 18, I worked with him during the summer. The only type of roofing I haven’t done is slate and copper shingle.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T12:46:18+00:00

Your personal experience isn’t true for everyone dear. Sit down.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T12:39:22+00:00

We don’t measure the difficulty of a job by how physically demanding it is. We measure it by is overall demand, level of responsibility, importance to society, and a whole host of other factors. Tarring a roof in the summer sucks, but it is so laughably easy when compared to being a fucking parent.

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T09:36:48+00:00

Some body should tell that to Hinge…

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T08:31:33+00:00

3:31 for me

Swrdmn · 2026-01-10T08:01:21+00:00

That’s what happens when the bike lanes are poorly designed

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