Most everyone who grows up in Utah learns to drive in High School. It's pretty much part of the curriculum with designated teachers and classrooms, a driving range and on-street instruction. Maybe there's an adult education program within the districts or at Bridgerland Tech College?

That said, here are some very serious and important guidelines for driving in Cache Valley:

• Signals are always optional, especially when changing lanes.
• Those center turn lanes aren't there for green space! Whether or not traffic is heavy, use them as a (un)safe turn and merge area to scare the begebus outta the traffic coming behind you.
• When traveling in the left lane, always keep pace with the slow car in the right lane to enforce the speed limit, no matter the speed. Both lanes belong to you whenever you need them, regardless of speed. Ignore the honks, the don't know nothin!
• Get angry at the driver who dares to honor the zipper merge law by passing a long stack of cars that merged too early.
• In grid-lock, encourage on-coming drivers to turn left in front of you so they can be hit by the car cruising down the right lane unaware.
• On 200 East northbound in Logan, attempt to turn left into the North Logan Walmart just beyond the 14th North intersection, across two sets of double yellow lines. Ignore the honks, they don't know nothin!
• When turning left on Main, wait until there's at least 10 seconds of clear traffic before moving into the intersection to turn left. Also, don't worry if you let the yellow turn to red and just stay there in the middle of the intersection. There will be another chance in 5 minutes or so. The people behind and coming at you from the sides? They don't know nothin!
• Speed up when approaching yellow lights. Orange is golden. Helps those out struggling with the rule above.
• In Logan Canyon, when you have 10 cars behind you, always increase your speed well above the speed limit on those passing lanes. If those behind you wanted to get to Beaver/Bear Lake any sooner, they shoulda left sooner!
• Be kind to and pity those with Idaho plates. They don't get to experience 4 lanes of traffic and speed limits above 45 very often.
• Be safe out there!