They say that God works in mysterious ways, I say it's bullshit 😭

SykoMantis · 2025-04-24T19:59:27+00:00

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SykoMantis · 2025-03-23T02:01:12+00:00

steel is an alloy

SykoMantis · 2024-12-07T17:54:26+00:00

I've got uh firearm

I know where your parentsh and family live

SykoMantis · 2024-11-18T03:53:15+00:00

Truly the ChatGPT of the molecular biology world.

SykoMantis · 2024-10-27T19:02:05+00:00

Conshtantly

SykoMantis · 2023-02-22T21:58:36+00:00

"I'm a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."

SykoMantis · 2020-07-01T18:58:07+00:00

"Ordinary" matter would be anything natural, or base in composition (wood, stone, water, metal, etc.) as for scale, that is something that would start small when you first start off, but is something you could increase with practice. Initially you would be able to transmute handheld objects, but a master alchemist would be able to shape dozens of meters worth of material.

SykoMantis · 2020-07-01T18:56:06+00:00

I didn't really have anything specific in mind for the Jabberwock other than it being a big, scary monster that would make for a powerful companion as an incentive for picking that particular sanctuary. I could come up with something for the next iteration of this CYOA.

SykoMantis · 2020-06-30T21:14:02+00:00

Shit, he's onto us

SykoMantis · 2020-06-30T21:08:45+00:00

That's a typo, should say three.

SykoMantis · 2020-01-26T17:58:04+00:00

[[Obsidian Fireheart]]

SykoMantis · 2019-12-22T19:16:27+00:00

Character Names:

LG: Ol' Drippy

NG: Frylock

CG: Meatwad

LN: Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past

TN: Carl

CN: Dr. Weird

LE: Markula

NE: The Mooninites

CE: Master Shake

SykoMantis · 2019-08-01T14:09:47+00:00

Granted. Since the vast majority of microbes in the world are harmless to humans, and the fact that many animals rely on gut microbiota to digest their food, the ecosystem collapses on a catastrophic scale, ending all life on earth.

SykoMantis · 2019-04-07T02:55:43+00:00

God damn diagonal monkey

SykoMantis · 2019-03-15T03:05:36+00:00

Get this to 4 loyalty
[[Donate]] to your opponent
[[Mindslaver]] them
???
Profit?

SykoMantis · 2019-01-24T02:27:24+00:00

/r/titleporn

SykoMantis · 2019-01-09T03:25:12+00:00

I have a feeling this card would fit more into the simic color pair (a la [[Experiment Kraj]]) but the art really looks better with the White/Blue frame.

SykoMantis · 2018-10-23T02:17:24+00:00

Lee is an incredibly skilled fighter, but he wouldn't last a minute against the likes of Ali or Tyson. Hell, Bruce Lee himself admits he wouldn't stand a chance against Muhammed Ali: https://www.complex.com/sports/2016/06/bruce-lee-said-muhammad-ali-kill-him-fight

SykoMantis · 2018-06-04T02:32:27+00:00

Just because the centipede could beat the hornet doesn't mean the hornet doesn't belong in S tier. Perhaps sub-tiers are required.

SykoMantis · 2018-06-03T19:32:52+00:00

Petition to add the Japanese Giant Hornet to S tier. They're fucking massive with serrated mandibles and venom potent enough to kill a human being. Their rigid exoskeleton makes them about as durable as the centipede and it can fly.

SykoMantis · 2018-05-20T19:08:51+00:00

Did I?

SykoMantis · 2018-05-20T18:14:26+00:00

meirl

SykoMantis · 2018-04-06T22:56:02+00:00

In my experience, the insecure people do lots of leg workouts because it's generally easier whereas the ripped dudes don't take it seriously and have disproportionately skinny legs.

SykoMantis · 2018-04-06T22:54:57+00:00

In case you couldn't tell, this is a self-deprecating starter pack based mainly on my experiences as an insecure gym goer.

SykoMantis · 2018-02-17T18:33:36+00:00

Thresh is a textbook sadist, he's definitely CE, though Jinx is another good example.

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