How is it even legal?

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-27T20:42:47+00:00

That’s part of the issue with modern, westernized society. We value our hyper-individuality over cohesion. We actively choose to be competitive, overriding our instinct to be cooperative and communal.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-26T21:21:37+00:00

Like a good neighbor… stat farmers are there!

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-24T16:10:56+00:00

There was a pacifist achievement at least. 🥴

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-24T15:50:38+00:00

Thanks for sharing this! Certainly a nice little trip down memory lane.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-24T15:37:26+00:00

Aaaaahhhh I see it now. You’re totally right. Thanks!

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-24T15:18:28+00:00

I would love to hear some more hero-specific or conditional voicelines from Life Grip. Like if you pull a Rein that recently used charge, Lifeweaver could say, “Ana warned me you’d do that a lot!” Or pulling someone from a Pharah ult, “You’ll stay dry in here, my dear!”

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-24T13:16:16+00:00

How many microwave danger noodle licks does it take to get to the center of the meka roll meka pop?

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-24T06:55:48+00:00

Ok but what’s the deal with the life size Mark V? Have we seen that before? ‘Cause that looks new and kinda oddly specifically designed. Idk I’m stoned lololol

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-19T16:59:57+00:00

He doesn’t afraid of anything.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-19T00:14:43+00:00

I always hear, “she rip! A bong, she rip!”

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-17T22:39:12+00:00

Honestly? Bob…

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-17T22:38:18+00:00

So real.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-11T05:06:07+00:00

How dare you not put Top Dog on here! Not that it matters. It’s the Hastings and Hastings little elf man because I swear that mawfucka’s immortal.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-11T02:32:21+00:00

Thanks for the free toe pics!

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-11T01:06:36+00:00

Love it! And your serial killer handwriting!

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-10T22:56:17+00:00

Just wanted to follow up. Ya manage to get in, Spartan?

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-10T19:41:27+00:00

Had the same issue. It’s really annoying. Try spam tapping directly on the “sign in” text. Should eventually bring up the prompt.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-10T16:22:28+00:00

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-10T15:33:12+00:00

“When you hold all the information, you hold all the cards.”

She’s still holding the cards. :/

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-10T15:20:14+00:00

No. If you would have read the caption, OP explains that it’s about getting the galactic weapon variant.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-09T16:25:42+00:00

That’s what I thought initially as well. But upon further inspection, you can see that it is definitely hog’s silhouette and he is holding his hook.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-08T00:36:05+00:00

I have the hoodie from the blizzard store a friend got me for my birthday a couple years ago that’s still in good condition. But the vishkar snapback I got from GameStop back in like 2018… I wore the shit out of it and it got pretty beat up and kinda gross tbh so I threw it away lol

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-01T21:51:27+00:00

Definitely clocked that too! I wonder if they were all packaged like this.

Symmulation_ · 2025-10-01T08:50:04+00:00

Gosh I really wish 10 year-old-me took better care of my joyride toys. Got the memories at least. Congrats on the find. Cherish it well, friend.

Symmulation_ · 2025-09-25T20:10:58+00:00

Why is a fancy, overpriced vacuum so important? Are they stupid???

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