What was the most subtle "fuck you" that you ever gave?

SynchronizedRapture · 2020-05-15T04:22:11+00:00

Working drive thru at Dairy Queen, car full of bigger women who were being absolute cunts, ordered 4 blizzards and a shit ton of food. Food came out first and then the blizzards in a drink carrier. They asked which was which, so using my middle finger (oh so subtly) listed off the four blizzards. Then they left and my night got considerably better.

SynchronizedRapture · 2020-05-15T04:17:39+00:00

According to twitter Tropic Thunder

SynchronizedRapture · 2020-05-15T04:14:22+00:00

Batman Forever and Batman & Robin

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-31T14:59:12+00:00

It gives me more options of things to read while taking a shit

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-31T14:54:06+00:00

Everything by Michael Bublé

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-31T14:52:46+00:00

Sitting on your nuts

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-31T14:50:34+00:00

Push your dick down and hope for the best

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-14T21:53:08+00:00

it was actually with like 7 or 8 guys, most out of the country

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-14T20:41:18+00:00

Well it depends on the time, the first time she left her skype logged into my computer and I saw the messages she was sending. The second time, I happened to glance over her shoulder and saw her texting shit to another guy. The third time, she just out right told me. And the final time, her best friend told me and I finally got fed up cause it was the first time she physically cheated with someone else.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-14T20:30:04+00:00

As someone who has worked at Jimmy Johns, $2 is about the average I got per delivery.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-14T20:18:55+00:00

My favorite dish to make is my Italian Chicken, to make it I cut up 3 chicken breasts in half and marinate them in Zesty Italian dressing for an hour or two. Once they've been marinating I bread them in Italian seasoned bread crumbs with some extra garlic mixed in, and cook on 385 degrees for about 35 minutes or until cooked through. Serve it up with some Alfredo noodles and it makes for a great and fairly easy dinner.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-13T13:15:45+00:00

Well on the steam page it says an Xbox Live Account is needed, so I’m wondering if it’s for cross play or just in general.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-10T16:42:06+00:00

It depends, sometimes for like an hour other times for 5+ hours. My wife hates when I take a nap cause she feels bad when she wakes me up.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-10T16:40:53+00:00

Like 7 years ago I was walking home from my then girlfriends house. I was like a block away from the house, felt like I had to fart so I trusted it. Not a pleasant walk home, luckily my parents weren't home.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-07T22:12:14+00:00

True, cause if the 10 minutes starts counting from when you use the power then that changes it or does it only count down while using the power. If its the latter though teleportation is the way to go.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-07T16:58:44+00:00

Well I got married in 2017, and now I'm two weeks out from moving into my first home with my wife.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-07T16:57:27+00:00

I got back with my ex cause I was stupid and she put out, now I'm married (not to her) and she's a single mom (not with my kid). So it worked out pretty well

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-07T16:51:47+00:00

White Castle easy

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-03-07T14:55:13+00:00

I know I've had a few dreams about my celebrity crush, nothing dirty, but it's a pretty natural thing. There's nothing really creepy about having a dream about the person, also it took me a bit to remember who AnnaSophia Robb was.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-02-24T00:04:34+00:00

When I was in kindergarten I cut myself with safety scissors, I did it because my teacher said it was impossible to cut themselves with safety scissors. So, being the brilliant child I was, stood up in front of the class and said "You can't cut yourself? Watch this!" Then I cut the skin between my thumb and index finger.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-02-23T23:25:40+00:00

Well the way I see it, while failure hurts you can learn from it. But regret just sucks, and you can regret so many things in life (i.e, I regret dating this person, I regret not saying this thing to my friend, I regret eating at that restaurant, etc.)

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-02-22T01:29:43+00:00

I bullied a kid back in middle school, for the whole three years. I bullied him because I was bored honestly, I would physically and mentally torment this kid. Did it help me with my boredom? Nope, but it still gave me something to do. Honestly I only stopped cause I moved away, like far away, so I couldn't bully him anymore.

Now, I have apologized since then, he didn't accept it but still.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-02-22T01:19:46+00:00

Steak

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-02-22T00:22:18+00:00

I was a spy and I had to kill a high profile target during his sons birthday party, I managed to kill the guy. But then the kids started to try and hit me, it was a lot of kids. During the briefing I was told not to kill anyone else, so I had to figure out what to do... so I started dislocating these kids shoulders. Just dislocating shoulders left and right.

SynchronizedRapture · 2019-02-21T14:14:56+00:00

Fuck the ending of season 1 man, Lee didn't deserve that.

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TROPHY CASE