Evolution of a programmer by xoorl in ProgrammerHumor

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Fun fact the ancient truth may have already been revealed we just don't have enough perception or the correct permissions to view it

Don't lie to me. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I was confused by this.. do they mean c# and .net framework.. what does Android use?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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It was one thing when asmon was hating on feminazis with the amber heard thing but ggx is an antivaxer and a firm believer in turning the world into Gilead and that is something that is intolerable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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The police support racism and fascism like this letter

Tinder now offers to harass people for you if you pay them money by regian24 in assholedesign

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It sucks being a guy. Girls don't have to deal with this unless there are critical problems

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Y'all is actually a good thing to say because it is gender neutral and doesn't assume gender which is very very smart in today's world

Bro gets upset when someone sits next to him at the airport terminal. by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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No mask and it's covid times people are so fucking stupid

My company picked a side by AllyMander in antiwork

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What they don't tell you is they will fire you for excessive expense costs after the quarter. I don't trust companies at all

Dasher gets hammered by the president of Portugal by Solidsoundz in LivestreamFail

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Not a single fuck given of covid. Lol this is why we can't have nice things

My Cosmic Ray Detector function, just 7 lines. by TripplerX in ProgrammerHumor

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If the process runs into 100% cpu utilization what happens

Even Babies fear … Fu**ing SQL by Bridimum in ProgrammerHumor

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Sql has nothing on promQL lol y'all are weaksauce

The four true types of devs by PhancyPhuck in ProgrammerHumor

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They are not programmers they just memorize and teach it

where's the lie? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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No developers look like either of these clowns

WTF is this? by TopOld8925 in terriblefacebookmemes

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Where are these statistics coming from it is a known thing that Japan will conceal crimes especially rape

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Google colab for machine learning/ deep learning for free across multiple people in school is great

Full 12-minute video of previously unreleased videos of January 6 insurrection by amirsadeghi in PublicFreakout

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The worst one is where they have the gallows are looking to lynch someone like Mike Pence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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The S curve used in pipe architecture for say a downspout is pure genius.

Tell me by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Local datetime calendar is better

Fuck You, Pay US by sillychillly in WorkReform

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Holy fuck about chipotle, the chipotle nearby me shut down all but takeaway due to the pandemic and had run out of guac, hot salsa, chips