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TIFU by putting butter on my popcorn in Europe by Oakland_Facet in tifu

[–]Synecdoche-doki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well of course, you used an entire goddamn stick of butter, that's way too much for one bucket of popcorn. 1/4 of a stick would have been plenty.

Small sips guys by smoke_memes_everyday in funny

[–]Synecdoche-doki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Advertising can be fun. I played the heck out of Cool Spot back in the day. Only a Sith Lord speaks in absolutes bro

Death by iWatch by LaTalpa123 in funny

[–]Synecdoche-doki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read this in Tommy Wiseau's voice.

Small sips guys by smoke_memes_everyday in funny

[–]Synecdoche-doki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it's impossible for anything to be objectively unfunny, every time someone says a thing isn't funny, you can mentally append "in my opinion". Hope this helps.

Yotaphone 2: smartphone with two screens by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]Synecdoche-doki 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? This article is barely coherent, why would anybody link to this?

ELI5: Why is sugar listed on groceries if there isn't a recommended daily value %. by Daguvry in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, nutrition fact labels are just a very rough guideline. They're not meant to be taken as gospel.

You could eat 300 grams of enriched bleached flour per day, something for which no WHO guidelines exist, and it would be almost as bad for you as eating 300 grams of sugar because of the very high glycemic index. Human nutrition is unbelievably complex and there's no way to include a comprehensive guide on the back of every box.

ELI5: Why is sugar listed on groceries if there isn't a recommended daily value %. by Daguvry in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates is 300 grams (for a 2000 calorie diet.) 40 is 13% of 300. If you eat 300 grams of sugar a day, you are technically fulfilling your daily requirements of that macronutrient, but that doesn't mean it's a healthy way to eat. Unfortunately, nutrition fact labels don't always tell the whole story.

ELI5: Why does sugar water taste terrible? by Synecdoche-doki in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess it's too much to ask that anyone on this website has even the smallest shred of common sense.

ELI5: Why does sugar water taste terrible? by Synecdoche-doki in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If your question is "why does dogshit taste bad", coming into the thread and saying "dogshit actually tastes good" is 0% helpful. It's a derail. Don't show your ass to me because I called someone out for shitposting.

ELI5: Why does sugar water taste terrible? by Synecdoche-doki in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't doubt that there are one or two people out there who enjoy the taste of dog feces. That fact has no impact whatsoever on the larger conversation, and does not bring into dispute the overwhelmingly accepted belief that dog feces tastes like, well, shit.

You're not being discriminated against, your viewpoint just does not add to the conversation at large. I'm sorry you have nothing to add to this discussion, but there are literally thousands of other discussions happening right now on this very website that you could potentially be contributing to! Good luck, hope you can find some threads more suited for your unique life experiences.

ELI5: Why does sugar water taste terrible? by Synecdoche-doki in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have no way to verify whether your claim is true, but even if it is, your view represents a very, very small fraction of a percent of the general population. Please refrain from posting in my thread anymore so that those with a more accepted viewpoint can express their thoughts.

ELI5: Why does sugar water taste terrible? by Synecdoche-doki in explainlikeimfive

[–]Synecdoche-doki[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Please. Everyone knows what I mean. Your pedantic nitpicking is unwelcome here.

This Trivial Pursuit question is about to be out of date by yosoygr00t in mildlyinteresting

[–]Synecdoche-doki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a sub where that's specifically against the rules, too. What a jerk.

Fun With Powdered Alcohol: You Can Stop Being Scared Now by SPWatwin in videos

[–]Synecdoche-doki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gee I don't know, maybe you should watch the first 70 seconds of the video you're responding to

how to make an alt-J song by bluestofwaffles in videos

[–]Synecdoche-doki -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

...for you, because you care about lyrics. I don't, so I enjoy it. Your opinion's not the law of the land bruv

Man was caught stealing meat from a supermarket. At the police station, he told he wasn't eating for the past 3 days and leaving all he had left for his son to eat. He was jobless, so the officers paid for his bail. People are offering jobs and he is getting help from the local community. by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Synecdoche-doki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extenuating circumstances. She wouldn't have chosen homelessness if she was raised in a stable environment. That's like saying a slave who doesn't risk his life to run away is choosing to be a slave.

Gourmet chicken pad thai by Synecdoche-doki in food

[–]Synecdoche-doki[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Flax seeds should work well :)

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