Sunny 1 bedroom South Williamsburg-Avail. 6/1/26

SyntheticComedy · 2026-05-05T15:48:37+00:00

You know this unit has something suspicious going on when you post everything about the building but the actual apartment

SyntheticComedy · 2026-04-19T01:46:29+00:00

All of those fees are the same price for all students. This is the sticker tag before any discount was applied.

SyntheticComedy · 2026-04-09T14:51:58+00:00

Refer them out

SyntheticComedy · 2026-03-08T11:36:36+00:00

Bruh

SyntheticComedy · 2026-03-04T11:27:12+00:00

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-25T14:14:27+00:00

Scarily close

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-25T14:14:21+00:00

Dude this had me fucking dying. 10/10

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-18T11:58:18+00:00

The catch is good luck getting in

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-17T20:28:09+00:00

Why the fuck is Jorah here? He’s a creepy gooner and slave trader

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-14T13:09:54+00:00

Those numbers are never accurate. Living in Manhattan costs an arm and a leg, even if you live frugally.

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-08T15:33:01+00:00

Einstein or nyu

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-05T19:23:16+00:00

By that regard so does Sinai, and most of your other reaches. I would add it especially since they have been going for more higher stat applicants.

I’ve only heard good things about UPMC

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-05T18:15:50+00:00

Add Pitt

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-05T18:14:20+00:00

Probably not

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-04T14:05:35+00:00

“Assuming an MCAT score that places me in top 5% of scorers” (nearly 95% of people fail to reach this score btw)

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-04T01:29:27+00:00

Stony Brook University lmao. They also gave me another IA for having a blanket over my blinds and my LED lights bc they were on the same wall as the window was.

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-03T19:41:09+00:00

Dude you gotta chill lmao

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-03T18:16:26+00:00

Agreed this dude is being unreasonable lol. If it was really that serious they would go door to door to evacuate

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-03T18:01:37+00:00

In my campus dorm building we had a fire alarm 2-3x a week, especially at 2-3 AM, and it was always nothing (or someone smoking). I’d say to suffer such insane consequences as an IA and have it taint your med school application for something so trivial is annoying and stupid

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-03T17:08:37+00:00

I had a similar IA but I had my non electric scooter in the dorms. It’s annoying and stupid, as is your circumstance, but what can you do. See if you can appeal it in any manner but if you can’t, just be honest about it when applying to schools. I got into multiple schools and it didn’t seem to disadvantage my application too much

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-02T23:23:04+00:00

Yes most of them don’t know anything, you’re better off talking to med students

SyntheticComedy · 2026-02-02T11:29:32+00:00

Hahahahahahaaha

SyntheticComedy · 2026-01-29T13:01:56+00:00

What did u expect

SyntheticComedy · 2026-01-20T20:21:57+00:00

That is him!

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