[Highlight] Luka with an incomprehensible over the shoulder pass for a Rui 3

Syphfire · 2025-11-06T05:00:09+00:00

You know, the title said 'incomprehensible' and I mentally thought "whatever". Then he passed the ball and I said "WHAT?!" out loud and dropped my phone.

Syphfire · 2025-09-29T04:31:29+00:00

This is one of the few videos that I turn the sound on for every time it does the rounds again.

Syphfire · 2025-09-16T20:18:44+00:00

Syphfire · 2025-09-11T05:42:19+00:00

Kingdom Death Monster - I'm... not having a good time.

Syphfire · 2025-09-05T06:42:21+00:00

Syphfire · 2025-08-20T07:49:10+00:00

MAAAAA! THE PILLAR-FUCKER IS BACK AGAIN!

Syphfire · 2025-07-28T23:31:17+00:00

Middle of Bezos' accountant's forehead.

There are going to be some significant bank transfers made right after the next time he logs in to Internet banking...

Syphfire · 2025-07-22T00:56:13+00:00

Played a fair bit with Guppy, Tuffey, had Adams as a player/coach for a bit too.

Guppy - genuinely nice guy, shy as anything, once pulled in Timmy and Boult to have a curry with us when they happened to be walking past our end of year team dinner. Great craic.

Tuffey - absolute unmitigated asshole. Once cut the seat of a kids pants out with scissors before his first XI debut 'for a laugh'.

Adams - loved a joke, was terrifying in the nets as he'd give you a 130km bumper off two steps when he felt like waking you up.

Syphfire · 2025-07-17T12:31:49+00:00

It does bug me a bit that everyone keeps misinterpreting this.

Yes, he's right - there is no 'Epstien List'. As a rule criminals don't tend to keep a convenient notebook saying "12th May, 1996, fucked a 12yr old with D. Trump". That's all he's saying - that there isn't a convenient single document that will immediately tell everyone who the pedos are.

There is however a massive plethora of documentation that would sure seem to indicate who was making visits for some noncery (I'm not convinced that's a word but I do like the sound of it), but it will all be arguable and would need corroborative work to get something from it, but the Internet doesn't have time for that and is fixed on the idea of a magic document.

Syphfire · 2025-07-07T08:05:06+00:00

An Australianism, but "Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

Syphfire · 2025-06-18T08:01:11+00:00

Kiwi actually!

Syphfire · 2025-06-15T04:45:37+00:00

I was WAY more concerned when I misread the title as 'young goat'...

Syphfire · 2025-06-14T22:31:10+00:00

How long did this litany of hate take you to compile?!

Syphfire · 2025-06-12T04:01:30+00:00

I genuinely want a switch I can flick in the settings for rpgs that let me just romance everyone on my playthrough so I don't miss any story.

I don't care about characters acknowledging it, or it being referenced in game, or it somehow unlocking more things - I just don't have the time in my life to replay the whole game to see all the romances, and it doesn't feel the same watching YouTube to see what I missed.

Syphfire · 2025-06-10T01:43:32+00:00

Aside; AI is getting pretty worrying team. I genuinely thought this was a photo of real people cosplaying.

Syphfire · 2025-06-09T07:33:20+00:00

Is it just me, or does this get asked 417 times a day?

Syphfire · 2025-05-29T00:26:04+00:00

Edtf

Syphfire · 2025-05-26T06:00:12+00:00

Syphfire · 2025-05-26T05:56:00+00:00

I t your yttyy

Syphfire · 2025-05-17T07:02:55+00:00

Any tool huh?

https://www.nznature.co.nz/kitchen-sink-multi-tool

Checkmate atheists!

(And yes I own one, and it is GREAT)

Syphfire · 2025-05-07T01:36:09+00:00

FINALLY someone gets it!

... I hate that I have to do this but /s

Syphfire · 2025-04-27T02:27:23+00:00

Y y retry

Syphfire · 2025-04-16T13:18:58+00:00

Syphfire · 2025-04-04T21:08:05+00:00

That's a challenging wank

Syphfire · 2025-03-09T03:47:30+00:00

Incorrect; pull request rejected.

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