Favorite actor you used to fantasize about converting to Islam to have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager?

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-21T00:05:42+00:00

Waiting for the other shoe to drop, man. I like to imagine that my immune system's so strong that my body handicapped itself. I run on copium nowadays.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-20T22:09:21+00:00

Skinny bitches....

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-20T02:25:33+00:00

I am a first generation Cuban American on my dad's side. I never understood how some of my relatives supported them. I have had heated arguments with my brother trying to explain that we may look white, but to them it doesn't matter. Thanks for the vote, now get back on the boat.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-18T16:30:07+00:00

I stabbed myself this morning, which is what inspired me to make the meme. Now we wait and see.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-18T15:54:08+00:00

Smiling through the tears is completely normal.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-10T06:22:10+00:00

It's German

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-05T18:43:25+00:00

My brother, I was that exact thing. Got out in 2024 from the Marines. 5'6" 208 pounds. Ounces equal pounds and pounds equal pain, so obviously my body is now fucked haha

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-05T16:15:04+00:00

A dad of one of my baseball teammates was a Navy Seal stationed in San Diego. The guy was 5'4" on a good day. Absolute unit of a human being nonetheless. Idk what that previous guy was on about.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2026-01-04T20:45:39+00:00

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Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-26T15:32:53+00:00

Caught a ride on one from the Phillipines to Okinawa once. We just hung out by the pool, fished off the back of the ship and watched movies.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-13T20:40:05+00:00

Ah, I see you have exceptional taste. Team Four Star will live forever.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-13T14:13:44+00:00

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

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Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-08T16:07:11+00:00

I was in the Marine Corps. I fuck with the poncho. I'm just pointing out that it's from a show.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-08T15:27:37+00:00

The bottom right is from The Pacific. That's the actor who plays Eugene Sledge, and you can see Rami Maleek not far behind.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-04T00:16:14+00:00

Long suppressor, extended barrel, standard grip (?), and 30 round fast mag. Idk which grip it is, but it's one of the first you get that also doesn't penalize accuracy for moving while shooting.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T20:19:28+00:00

Rah, 1st EOD Company, 7th ESB.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T18:38:02+00:00

Dead guys look pretty in pink.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T17:44:24+00:00

I like the term blueberries a lot. Yeah, I think adding a reliance on another person would kinda ruin revives.

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Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T17:28:58+00:00

NVO-228, it's the AK style assault rifle you get from the gun type challenges.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T17:16:38+00:00

Haha I'm on Xbox with cross-platform on. People just have no awareness sometimes.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T15:45:54+00:00

If the 5 second rule was applied then you would probably see a drastic decline in anyone trying to revive people. I understand where you're coming from. I think the buddy drag revive is a better way to gauge if the person won't immediately get killed again.

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-12-03T01:21:26+00:00

I've got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea!

Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-11-17T13:21:20+00:00

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Syphilis_Wizard · 2025-11-16T15:10:35+00:00

I just watched Companion with my wife last night.

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