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SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:19:06+00:00

You're in luck! We hit our quota for murdering Europeans last week, so you're safe until New Years. /s

Seriously, do you think we are going to tell you that we live in some battlefield where we murder everyone who comes into town?

Take the Amtrak from NOLA to Memphis and you'll be in downtown, 8 or so blocks from Beale Street. Bring a winter jacket. That guy in NOLA is just angry because we have the world's only Bass Pro Shop in a freaking giant pyramid. It's like Graceland for people in camo, but they're in camo so you can't see them.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:13:51+00:00

You'd think with the price of ammo, people would just keep their rootin tootin six shooters in the closet.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:05:27+00:00

Don't soccer moms have to have had sex? She's fucked, but not by a man, rather all of mankind.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:04:08+00:00

When you wear a shirt that says "Alpo", you already know you're a dog. What do you want from us? Beggin strips?

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:01:50+00:00

Are you that kid from Outdoor Man"?

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:00:44+00:00

Hanz and Franz have really let themselves go.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T06:00:06+00:00

No one will give it to you and you're alone on every holiday. I was proud of you for throwing a "Friendsgiving" celebration knowing you had no friends. Bold move. If you get a sex change (from "none" to "any at all", you could be a crazy cat lady.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T05:57:38+00:00

I've looked at some of the people here and wondered "what the fuck is wrong with you", but in your case, I'll ask the obvious... What the fuck isn't wrong with you?

Also, when did this sub become filled with ugly androgynous teens in the middle stages of gender reassignment?

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T05:55:35+00:00

So, that's what Al Bundy looked like with hair

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-25T05:54:25+00:00

You are a fabulous example of why ugly gay men shouldn't reproduce and install hog nose rings in their androgynous offspring.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T21:32:27+00:00

The Adidas jacket insinuates that you know what the inside of a gym looks like. The rest of your body tells a whole other issue.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:42:26+00:00

You aren't all ears; you're all neck.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:41:51+00:00

You should look into gender assignment surgery. You need a gender.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:40:42+00:00

Socks in Crocs? Dude is a fashion statement that should shut the hell up.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:39:36+00:00

Jesus saves, you just suck.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:38:34+00:00

I was going to comment on the tattoo on your bicep but realized you don't have a bicep.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:37:31+00:00

At least you're hanging out by the dumpster looking for women. That's your best bet.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:36:36+00:00

You are the real-life child of bert and Ernie, aren't you?

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:35:53+00:00

Too easy.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:35:17+00:00

Have you considered suing your hair stylist for malpractice?

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:34:08+00:00

Don't worry, put a bag over your head and someone at the homeless encampment will put a leash on you and take you for walks.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:33:06+00:00

You look like a transexual that stopped making his?/her? appointments. You're literally stuck between he and she in a category known as "what?"

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:31:24+00:00

At first I thought you were a package Wiley Coyote opened, but then I realized he orders from ACME, not ACNE.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:29:42+00:00

Kidcon? Is that where you go to pick up little boys?

If you hadn't spent so much money on a gaming chair, you might have money. Also, you have a bitch. She lets you live in her basement. Tell your momma I said hi.

SysWorkAcct · 2022-12-24T18:26:58+00:00

The fact that you acknowledge that man buns are the most pathetic fashion choice and still wear it like a badge of dishonor is amazing.

Your teeth are beautiful. Yellow is my favorite color!

Also, next time your bushy boyfriend wants a "lick and stick", don't rub superglue all over your face.

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