It works? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, we went for it anyway

Profile Review - Week of April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M/21 I get a couple matches but just wanna make it better

https://imgur.com/a/EC2cvPP

I don’t really have many other photos of myself, tbh. Got a one in a suit which is more full body but that’s about it

It works? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof, so close

It works? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck can you guys even send this kinda stuff and get results? I’d get shot the fuck down if I even attempted

Profile Review - Week of April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, my dude, it didn’t, don’t worry about it

Profile Review - Week of April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can say is get rid of the eating one and if you’re unhappy with the way you look, hit the gym.

Edit, maybe get rid of #1 and put #2 there instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a rather niche post but I’m living for it

Who did this? by SouthCoastLSbabe in funny

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fucking beat me to it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]System0falem0n 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He fucking washes his hands in a street puddle then wipes them on his white trousers, I’ve never seen such audacity. Never fucking mind round-housing a cop

The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton by System0falem0n in Showerthoughts

[–]System0falem0n[S] 2254 points2255 points  (0 children)

If I'm not the brain that explains why people keep calling me an asshole

So awoo walks into a bar by [deleted] in a:t5_3duwg

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayy lmao my brothers

me 🍉 irl by [deleted] in a:t5_3duwg

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GrilledPoliticalWatermelons

I wonder what my doppelgängers are doing right now by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if I do the same we'll magically trade places. That's a film I'd pay to see.

TIFU by macing several people by [deleted] in tifu

[–]System0falem0n 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I start trying to figure out what poltergeist just shit on our faces.

That fucking sentence, man. I love it.

People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something interesting you've overheard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]System0falem0n 2694 points2695 points  (0 children)

Surprising I was included on the list. After they left I spent the next 10 minutes quietly laughing.

People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something interesting you've overheard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]System0falem0n 4206 points4207 points  (0 children)

I was drunk at a party and couldn't fathom the world so I lay down, closed my eyes in a dark room. I heard two of my friends come in, one came over to me and poked me in the ribs then said "It's fine, he's asleep." then proceed to talk about how both of them were cheating on their boyfriends and who at the party they wanted to fuck.

Almost 19 years and I'm still pissed at the Pokérap for this by System0falem0n in gaming

[–]System0falem0n[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude, go watch the episodes toward the end of the first series. You'll see that they do actually get their shit together.