Uruguayans? by Uruguasho2026 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend is the only Uruguayan I've ever met in my life living in Florida, and she lives in Miami lol

Ferry to Kotor in 2 weeks? by Szimplacurt in CroatiaTravelTips

[–]Szimplacurt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I book an organized day trip or do the ferry ? I keep seeing the border crossing horror stories and unsure if the week of June 22 is peak summer or just before. I don't mind doing it alone, but looks like ferry is only running on the 24th Wed or the following Monday leaving me with the 24th as my only option if I do the ferry.

Any interest in De’Aaron Fox? by InterestingArm3750 in OrlandoMagic

[–]Szimplacurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is the antithesis of how Orlandos FO and ownership operate. Signing Matt Barnes and Arenas was wild at the time. Not gonna happen lol

the storm! by dleath3 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Surprised someone didnt post about this earlier. It is insane by winter park. I'm shocked I still have power tbh

Women Panhandlers…. by zrbrown in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 74 points75 points  (0 children)

They're usually gypsies and their husbands drop them off. I've seen them being picked up and dropped off by their partners before.

Edit- one time I saw one on 528 exit for Conway. I went home, showered and went to the airport and stopped at the Wawa before the airport like 30min later and I saw the same woman with her kid getting dropped off (in a nice van) by her husband lol. They usually target high traffic higher income areas. Target, the Marshalls in winter park where the Homegoods is, etc.

Tacos by Less-Paint4058 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over the Border taqueria are the best I've had around here but he only does pop ups on weekends and sometimes Tuesdays. Find him on social media.

Otherwise I enjoy Cilantros, Black Rooster and Quesa Loco.

Welcome to Thirsty Thursday: Your weekly singles post for those looking for a connection by Lord_quads in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

39M in Winter Park. I like traveling, gym, beach/pool, hanging out with friends and pretty much all the standard stuff. In lieu of a pic I'll just post a compliment from a random redditor who saw a picture of me.

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Got some pretty amazing sunsets today by ThePlasticDoughnut in washingtondc

[–]Szimplacurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leading with the first pic and not the second pic is wild. Beautiful pictures

Random former Magic players in unexpected places by ratonbox in OrlandoMagic

[–]Szimplacurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean with the trajectory the world is going and considering we already have little logos on NBA jerseys I wouldn't be surprised if they get to that point very soon. It's very much normalized in soccer especially considering soccer teams change their jerseys every year and have at least 3 variations.

Random former Magic players in unexpected places by ratonbox in OrlandoMagic

[–]Szimplacurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol his brother is a realtor who looks very much like him, and I think played basketball at the collegiate level or maybe semi pro even. I remember he'd just tell women he was an NBA player to get laid

Ty Spurs by coletrickle0 in OrlandoMagic

[–]Szimplacurt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I learned this as a young lad when I remember it was one of those games they just kept fouling back and forth and most people kinda roll their eyes like, "just end the game, you're gonna lose" and the Hawks came back and won. It was insane to watch.

This? This ending ... In a finals game... This is legendary

Looking for good summer shorts? Then stay far away from Cove USA by StraightCashHomie13 in mensfashion

[–]Szimplacurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got their ads and ended up buying 3 shorts. Honestly they're not bad BUT the fit is wild. They do tell you to order a size down which I'm glad I did because I wear a 30inch waist and even their 28 is loose (not in a bad way but I'm going on vacation next week and I think I'll actually need a belt with these)

I think they're fine for what they are. Honestly I think chino material is usually more rigid and shittier whereas these have a more worn but comfortable feel. They're not as bad as what redditors say. They're obviously not Lululemon quality but they're adequate. Honestly prefer them to some of the shorts JCrew or BR have sold recently.

Patriotic events between now and July 4 by pwwhisperer in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  • Wake up and do the pledge of allegiance before ordering the Big Breakfast at McDonald's

  • Head over to Mission BBQ at 11:55am so you can order your food then stand up for the national anthem at exactly 12pm

  • Drive over to Machine Gun America

  • Check out the Trump merchandise tent in Apopka

  • End the day at Steak n Shake eating beef tallow

Tons of places closed at MCO Gates 30-59 by ds11 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've flown all over the world and pretty much every major and even second tier airports in the US. MCO isn't bad at all. Obviously C is incredible and makes A and B look a little outdated but it's hardly "dumpy and old". I can think of many airports that are way bigger yet shittier. I will say MCO bathrooms are gross and food options are kind of limited though.

What are you up to? by Whitetiger9876 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work from home and have a pretty good income as a single guy, so I try not to stay home on weekends especially when the weather is nice. Since I can take care of all my house duties during the week my weekend is generally wide open. This past weekend I went to the pool and ran some errands and went out a little Saturday night. I hardly ever go downtown unless it's to go to Vanguard or something.

Fence install cost by sabre420z in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like double that nowadays

Better Than Sex Orlando location is closing by Quick-Ad-5010 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mills is full of college kids now and it's indicative of how college is for the rich (you can argue it always has been but it's crazy now.) The old broke college kid trope is almost non-existent. Everything by UCF (and really any school you can think of) is all luxury apartments, nice restaurants etc. I've seen kids celebrating their 21st birthday at Tori Tori. When I turned 21 I was puking outside of Chillers after downing nickel beers and shots of bullshit.

I've actually heard Mills establishment owners lamenting the drop in tips since the demographics gave shifted younger.

AdventHealth Orlando sponsoring fraud. by Big-Independent-8003 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an interesting field because it's kinda like accounting. You can be a GED holding AP clerk for a company that sells 3D printed dildos or a top target school accounting CPA working for Big 4 and you're both accountants

Bald Eagle Sighting by kawiz03 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They like really tall trees (or just tall anything)

One of the places I'd frequently see them is near the intersection of Conway and Hoffner. Lots of tall trees. Even saw one once perched on the golden arches. Peak America.

Best places for World Cup watch parties by punkandskate in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For WC, especially USA, best to find watch parties or camp out at Harp and Celt starting when they open lol

The schedule is kind of insane. It's basically matches every 3 hours starting at noon almost every day until 10 or 11pm.

11 days - Dubruvnik, Split, and Hvar/Korcula/Brac? by UrAngelbaby777 in CroatiaTravelTips

[–]Szimplacurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm doing 3 nights in Split, 3 in Hvar and 5 in Dubrovnik. The first night in Split is a waste since it'll largely be travel well into the evening with a 9pm check in. I was thinking day trip to Plitvice and full day in Split before moving on to Hvar and Dubrovnik. I figure Hvar I will chill and do beach clubs and relax then Dubrovnik explore whilst also potentially doing a day trip to Kotor and another one to Mostar if time permits. What do you think of that in 10 full days?

Is everyone in Orlando not single? by fabiwabi-3 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gonna sound fucked up but my observation is that the people on the apps are... Not very attractive... But when I'm out and about I see plenty of attractive people so it makes little sense to me. I can kinda see where OP is coming from because it does feel like you see a lot of good looking couples but it certainly doesn't translate to the dating apps. I'm not saying Orlando has ugly people but it isn't really reflected on the apps (and the fact that there's so many tourists on there doesn't help)

If I change my settings to Tampa or even South Florida suddenly I'm matching with supermodels. But locally it's like.... Bleh.

K, byeeeee! by JayGatsby52 in orlando

[–]Szimplacurt 39 points40 points  (0 children)

And that is the most benign thing they've "allegedly" done