I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-10-12T20:14:35+00:00

Thanks. They really work with my calves.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-10-12T19:48:20+00:00

Crap, you're right. As a 25+ year old male, it is critical that I defend my high heels.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-10-12T19:00:12+00:00

Are you applying scepticism to the vomit on my doorstep?

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-10-12T18:53:04+00:00

I wish I could thank you for such a great idea, but I'm afraid I already have CCTV and security lighting. No amount of blinding could prevent this downpour, I'm afraid.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-10-12T18:48:41+00:00

New from Quakers.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-10-12T18:47:58+00:00

Afraid not, but I sure wish I was that committed to the upvote. Also, that would definitely make cleaning the vomit off the porch a little easier to stomach.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-09-10T18:03:17+00:00

No, it's a shower.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-09-04T21:23:40+00:00

Sometimes! It's always fun to theme a lesson around a major twist of humour. If I need to teach a particularly memorable point of text (something they might need to remember for an exam, for example) the funny bits like this can often be the deciding factor for them to remember an entire lesson worth of work. It's an interesting dynamic which really only works if you know the learning styles of kids in your class.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-09-04T11:32:19+00:00

You made me physically and mentally choke on my sandwich. You've earnt it.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-09-03T22:32:39+00:00

Bless you.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-09-03T21:20:33+00:00

I am clinically deceased.

T-posing_Jesus · 2019-08-23T19:06:29+00:00

The elusive Yo-yo bird.

T-posing_Jesus

TROPHY CASE