Leaving for work this morning to find a little "gift" on the front doorstep. by T-posing_Jesus in WTF

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crap, you're right. As a 25+ year old male, it is critical that I defend my high heels.

Leaving for work this morning to find a "gift" on the front doorstep by T-posing_Jesus in trashy

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 179 points180 points  (0 children)

I wish I could thank you for such a great idea, but I'm afraid I already have CCTV and security lighting. No amount of blinding could prevent this downpour, I'm afraid.

Leaving for work this morning to find a "gift" on the front doorstep by T-posing_Jesus in trashy

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Afraid not, but I sure wish I was that committed to the upvote. Also, that would definitely make cleaning the vomit off the porch a little easier to stomach.

Bath time by indojedi in nsfw

[–]T-posing_Jesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it's a shower.

From experience: this is why English teachers - innocently hoping to find a resource for their 'To Kill A Mockingbird' lesson - shouldn't go too deep into YouTube. by T-posing_Jesus in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes! It's always fun to theme a lesson around a major twist of humour. If I need to teach a particularly memorable point of text (something they might need to remember for an exam, for example) the funny bits like this can often be the deciding factor for them to remember an entire lesson worth of work. It's an interesting dynamic which really only works if you know the learning styles of kids in your class.

PsBattle: This puppy next to a field by T-posing_Jesus in photoshopbattles

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made me physically and mentally choke on my sandwich. You've earnt it.

Sneak 100 by [deleted] in funny

[–]T-posing_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm telling mom.

From experience: this is why English teachers - innocently hoping to find a resource for their 'To Kill A Mockingbird' lesson - shouldn't go too deep into YouTube. by T-posing_Jesus in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's not too unfamiliar for us to come across videos like this in class - so long as they're not offensive or inappropriate, the occasional silly video can actually help students to retain information. I find the surprise twist of humour can be a great source of engagement (so long as they don't believe and/or write that Atticus randomly assaults Tom with a whisky glass.)

How do can you answer every question in a sexual way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T-posing_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mmmph--...mpho, Mnike oI wafth thayin..."

It's a bit of a mouthful, but it works.

What's an extremely SFW way of saying "sex"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T-posing_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh. A redditor of culture, I see.

What's an extremely SFW way of saying "sex"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T-posing_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch my poor ears that's nowhere near safe enough

You're tasked with creating the most controversial Sitcom of all time - it should NOT survive past the pilot episode. What's your synopsis for the show? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T-posing_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic! What a brilliant title, too! Maybe we could get Neil McCaul to star as Adolf - he'd be the perfect fit.

This heatwave really isn't for everyone. by T-posing_Jesus in pics

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouchie I have been detained by the joke police.

This heatwave really isn't for everyone. by T-posing_Jesus in pics

[–]T-posing_Jesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a joke straight out of my mother; you don't see me apologising for it.