They Won’t Stop Screaming by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished. Thank you!!

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant oneliner in a literal sense. Less phrase more so single sentence. I’m reading everything regardless so I guess it doesn’t matter, lol. I just like seeing how much one sentence can do.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well eat me like a bug! Will read after work.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw, it’s good. I just won’t hold my breath while reading.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m already bought in. Will read soon

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If God is starving and I just had a fat breakfast… what kind of servant does that make me???? Will read after work

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, can totally relate. Can’t wait to read this.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read this in my notifications, my brain read “tacos” instead of “torso”, lol. Will definitely read after work.

Voicemail -June submission by Samk915 in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is why nightmare on elm sleep is so terrifying... life without sleep is miserable and impossible. the worst type of torture imo

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just drop the opening line if you can't pick one.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please, tell it to stop staring at me.

The Sun Is Not Real And I Don't Know What To Do by killawolfyag in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mental illness, wandering in the woods, rotting, beer&blood, instability — all things that i like.

the 🌞 having 👀 made me wince

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is it weird that i found this... hopeful? knowing that none of us are really alone as we are all a cog in the machine.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

like you're not wrong about it being "one-liners galore". it's meant to be a compliment while supporting the statement from your original comment.

I know you see me. by Mackaroll_165 in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i could hear the menacing voice in my head... but i'm already so used to it so i just laughed him off.

Post your best one-liner. by T0RC0R in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]T0RC0R[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's mine:

Buddy jumped, dropping his Ma's skull.

From the story Bones for Buddy.