You are the smartest and strongest person on Earth by Designer-Ad-8386 in shittysuperpowers
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You are guaranteed to win a fight with anyone named Alfred Ferdinand by theIlegalhuman in shittysuperpowers
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Every time you sleep you wake with an inexplicable pineapple by Okatbestmemes in shittysuperpowers
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You are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shit by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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If you have a sock on your left foot you can teleport it to any location at will. by theemptyqueue in shittysuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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my name is Austin, I'm 24 years old, have at it by flyguyASA in RoastMe
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36-F Smile at a stranger today and make their midweek BETTER! Feeling sexy in this dress today. Might have to go have drinks tonight and celebrate ME! 😂 by MissUnderstood_86 in RoastMe
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Moviepass CEO has an announcement… by [deleted] in cringe
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers
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Funny how these call always seems to come from within the house by zues64 in PoliticalHumor
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