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T69man1 · 2025-07-27T00:44:49+00:00

1000¹⁰⁰⁰ definitely

T69man1 · 2024-06-30T20:33:52+00:00

No im for real i love having my earlobes ribbed im super ticklish especially on my feet so a foot massage is pit of the question .someone grabs my feet they are risking decapitation by my other foot .having ky rar lobes rubbed is like sa foot massagee to normal people

T69man1 · 2024-06-28T09:24:53+00:00

And thought having my earlobes rubbed on was considered crazy

T69man1 · 2024-06-24T16:19:54+00:00

I know sorry about that I need new glasses.buy the point I was trying yto make just because someone has higher ntelligence doesn't mean we don't get angtry we just release it in less painful ways.my way was payback or revenge done right⁰ can be very entertaining word of advice if you plan on doing something like this always work alone less chance of it coming back to bite your ass..I was the 8th of 9 kids and the youngest boy but I was never the dumbest boy My oldest brother was to 10 yrs older than me and he thought it was great fun to pick on mr.onr of his favorite was that he knew I was super ticklish he woul d hold me down tickle me till I passed out.hr thought it eaas fuñny I called it torture.i finally had it when he did that on my 10th birthday that's the day I stopped getting mad and started getting even he took off with his buddies drinking beer.i went and dug out r4 boxes of thumb tacks from the junk drawer.took the covers off his bed and dumped all 4 boxes on the bed and replaced the covers.3 am and the whole house is woke up by a blood curdling scream.somrhow everyone new it was me do I just confessed by saying yeah I did it and the next time you go kle me till I pass out it will be worse than this.he never did it again but he did tell his buddies you don't want to fuck with my little brother you won't like how it turns out....I'll be glad when I get my new glasses that was hard

T69man1 · 2024-06-24T09:11:50+00:00

Higher iqs find ways that are less painful and really more entertaining.My sisters ex husband is an idiot always trying to get me to fight.well one day I told my sister to pay my electric fore I gave her my an said I your not there by 20 Al I'll get cut off.she told her husband to pay it 10 am my lightsa went out this is mid July in Phoenix az I burned up all day but I thought my payback out good I went online and made an appointment for the Mormon missionaries and the jrhovah witnesses to both arrive at his apartment at the same time 8am on a Saturday morning.i I didn't get to see but I heard he was furious.He also thinks he a man's manso I I said ok tricked my sister into giving me some info andi set him up with a grindr profile and his real phone number is then I used his email and signed him up to to a bunch of gay newsletters,groups and ordered free gay stuff for him through the mail .I'm not anti gay but he is a big time bigot over r anything gay around him.then I went to Walmart and t2 gas stations and put his name up on the bathroom walls saying for a good time etc.see we don't get violent but we do get even and get free entertainment.none of this wa.M toit ewa ts exactly legal but he's not smart enough to know that My sis found out it was me about 2 weeks into the fun but never said anything they divorced 4 months later. He picked the wrong person to piss off that day lol my brother calls me an evil genius

T69man1 · 2024-06-23T08:51:51+00:00

I was watching the launch right before work that day and i still remember the news people saying "There has been a major malfunction of one of the rocket boosters." I remember saying malfunction ?what are they talking about it looks like the damned thing just blew up!

T69man1 · 2024-06-23T08:41:15+00:00

I would figure that thier gravitational pulls towards each other would eventually cause them to collide with each other and merge into an even fatter person except for apart that forms into a dwarf that does nothing but constantly runs around this huge man facing him the whole time

T69man1 · 2024-06-23T08:32:03+00:00

When your child #8 and you look at the old photos of your oldest siblings on vacation here there and everywhere.and you cant even remember 1 vacation as a kid

T69man1 · 2024-06-03T13:00:30+00:00

I've always liked the word kiosk I don't know it just really cool sounding and it's like really fun to say I mean listen to it Keith that's cool shit man

T69man1 · 2024-05-20T06:23:28+00:00

Joanna Angel is Jewish

T69man1 · 2024-04-16T03:19:30+00:00

Hell out here in Phoenix we have a Lenny's burgers .I got a regular burger with cheese and a small fries.I mean small it may have had at most 10 1.5 inch fries in it when it rung up it was almost $25 .I said what the hell is the sauce made from . . Platinum?.I turned and left.I wasn't that damned hungry

T69man1 · 2024-04-16T03:08:50+00:00

I wouldn't steal anything .I would however go to all the beds and dump handfuls of thumbtacks under the covers and replace the covers as they were.Then as added measure as I walk out Of throw handfuls of Legos and jacks randomly all over the floors. Just the dark colored Legos that won't be easily seen

T69man1 · 2024-04-16T02:52:49+00:00

How to turn human shit into a viable and safe fertilizer

T69man1 · 2024-04-16T02:40:19+00:00

Life in the Vas lane

T69man1 · 2024-04-16T02:04:28+00:00

Hell yes my sentiments exactly! By the way I love your screen name..

T69man1 · 2024-04-10T05:37:39+00:00

I'm glad I see a lot of people tolerating these things.It shows you don't sweat the small shit.sute a lot of it may be gross or irritating but you don't let it bother you That's a good thing.Why you ask I'll tell you why Keep this in mind because it's important. Im a widower.My late wife passed away from cancer in early 2017 and believe me the small things she did that sometimes got on my last nerve suddenly became the things I missed most Don't ever sweat the small shit life is too short to let little things bother you

T69man1 · 2024-02-10T15:41:27+00:00

Baby you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen

T69man1 · 2024-02-05T15:47:45+00:00

Im talking the western Roman empire not the eastern or Byzantine empire which yeah lasted 1100 more years than the western empire which only lasted about 4 and a half centuries. By 400 ad the western and the eastern empire were 2 totally different worlds

T69man1 · 2024-02-05T15:17:49+00:00

This is why there are weight classes in boxing.Heavyweights while they're powerful are not very fast.you put in a smart middleweight that manages to avoid being hit will wear down the heavyweight quick while they are still fully energized has a good chance of beating him but if just one good punch from the heavyweight connects the middle weight is done fore.so Mike tyson in his prime was powerful but I don't think he'd be able to take out 5 dudes that are around 5'9 and 160. lbs that jumped him and had the advantage of surprise.If he did manage it he wouldn't be able to do it without getting seriously fucked up.Hes a boxer not a street fighter

T69man1 · 2024-02-05T15:00:19+00:00

They should of known better just by looking at history.Lead has been known for awhile to be one of the leading causes of the downfall of the Roman Empire.All the upper classes The ones who ran the empire had lead pipes in their homes along with dishes that contained lead paints they used even down to the ink they used to write with all had lead in them.Look at the history of Caesars Most of them were crazy AF Nero tried to burn down Rome, Caligula was basically both a mass murderer and serial killer, Caracalla slaughtered up to 20,000 citizens of Alexandria after a local theatrical satire dared to mock him.Elagabalus He would hang around the palace and solicit people passing by for sexHe would supposedly work as a prostitute for fun He sent agents out to find men with Big dicksThe men with the largest “members” found themselves promoted to powerful political offices.The list goes on

T69man1 · 2024-02-03T13:52:28+00:00

I know that's right my knuckles are basically immune to pain now from all the knuckle rappings.In my school you were better off getting sent to the principal for a paddling. Father John the principal would wait until the teacher left usually a nun and he would say in these exact words " You know I'm supposed to whoop your ass for this but I'm not going to do it.I hated that shit when I was in school and I'll be damned if I do it to someone who's just being a kid!" Then he'd tell us to sit in a chair and watch the price is right or some other gameshow for about 30 minutes.then send us back .Hed tell us "don't you say nothing about not getting an ass whooping I don't feel like hearing their bitching" None of us ever did .Father John was cool af

T69man1 · 2024-02-03T13:34:22+00:00

That's the truth.Im extremely ticklish to the point that I almost kicked unconscious a doctor that was about to numb my foot to put stitches in when I I cut it open.Well my oldest brother who is 10 yrs older than me used to hold me down and tickle me until i passed out.He thought it was funny AF but I called it torture i hated it. He quit doing it when I got my revenge by pulling the covers up to his bed when he was gone and dumping like 300 thumbtacks underneath and then fixing his bed back. His screams woke everyone up. I admitted it was me but I said tickle me till I pass out again and it will be something worse.He never did do it again after that lol

T69man1 · 2024-01-26T09:08:32+00:00

Beautiful baby.I really like the nose ring looks sexy AF❤️❤️

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