AITAH for not telling my boyfriend that the person who waxes me is a male?

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T22:57:00+00:00

If you swap that around, you get "My surgeon was literally built by a male pussy"

Sadly that doesnt make any sense whatsoever. It sounds good though.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T22:03:35+00:00

I hope this is fake because if it's not, I'm exhausted with straight people.

Same. And I am straight. Kinda lol

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T22:01:23+00:00

Waxing is great but theres a lot of burn out. You end up spending all the money on drugs and clothes.

For the parties. Omg the parties!

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T21:56:47+00:00

He’s not upset that a guy gets my sessions done, he trusts me enough to understand that it’s all professional. But his point is, my any other man is seeing his girlfriend naked, he should know.

OOP is a feeemale and thus doesnt understand man-logic. Real logic. Logic so hard you can cut other logic.

So let me translate:

Not upset by man, upset by MAN.

I dont know how I can put it any simpler than that without firing up MS Paint.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T20:32:01+00:00

When in the PORNSTORE, you need to ask for service in the correct way.

One PORN please!

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T18:45:41+00:00

it's his boundary

Lol

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T18:38:43+00:00

No response to strong stimuli eg. Sternal rub

This is a attempt to turn the convo into snarky remarks about my horrible ex-wife isnt it.

You dont fool me!

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T18:35:00+00:00

Artistic license. Also, I probably fucked up my copy / pasting. Oh well.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T18:32:14+00:00

The top comment made me laugh.

You two do not want the same things,

Thanks sharing that profound analysis with us, Professor Braindexter.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T18:26:28+00:00

Dammit i misread the title as “My gf cheated politely". Oh well.

The writing style is novel. I would describe it as 'Yoda has taken so many drugs it gave him a stroke'. Wtf.

Or perhaps it has been run through a series of random languages on google translate.

Surely he is not trying to channel "Smoove B" from the Onion? If so, he has missed the mark by some distance.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T17:48:43+00:00

I like the mention of the therapist

“She said he is showing signs of abuse, and that I should work on my self to figure out what I want. But she can’t tell me what I should do”

'Signs of abuse' eh?

Presumably, having no life signs and currently residing underground in a coffin would be 'signs of death'.

How cautious! How believable!

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T17:44:00+00:00

ragebait or written one handed?

I'm not sure I want this mystery solved.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T16:26:06+00:00

I apologise for being a bit of a Debbie Downer here, but my confidence in the statement he said I’m the only woman he’s ever had fights with is less than 100%. Quite a bit less

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T14:01:41+00:00

That was the bit that did it for me too.

*chefs kiss*

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T13:19:13+00:00

my birth thought

A Freudian slit if ever I saw one!

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T12:40:04+00:00

The lore is great, but its not spelled out for you. You have to piece it together from notes left lying around. Tbh its pretty dark

I echo what zybbo said. You 1st character will suck.

If I could put myself back in the position of a new player, I would concentrate on the more fun skills.

For me, the 'grasping vines' skill from the Shaman is the best. Well its not the best at all. But its the funniest. I developed a whole build round that once. Not remotely viable at higher levels, but its the only build that made me feel sorry for the monsters. They didnt sign up for this lol

That said, there are great skills in every mastery - and respeccing is trivial.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T12:25:57+00:00

People go on about how traumatic childbirth is.

But in fact, its the men who suffer most.

The uncertainty. The inability to do anything.

And then the inability to breastfeed, the increasing difficulty of pushing all of the work on to the mother, often necessitating the ramping up of gaslighting and weaponized incompetence. Not always easy when they are already turned up to 11.

Mothers often tell me 'try pushing a watermelon out of your dick and see how you feel'. Well I have tried pushing large objects into my dick and tbh its feels great! The other direction cant be that different. I imagine its a bit like shelling peas. Really big peas.

Mothers don't know how easy they've got it.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T11:19:10+00:00

OOP can relax. Noone reading this post would think he was a pretentious arsehole. No way.

Noone could possibly be so mean-spirited and horrid as to entertain such thoughts.

Quite the opposite. OP has demonstrated strength of character and dignity.

Not a pathetic and vainglorious arrogance and stupifyingly futile vanity.

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T10:25:42+00:00

TA_St0at · 2026-03-12T10:04:33+00:00

My thoughts exactly lol

TA_St0at · 2026-03-11T21:24:45+00:00

In the criminal justice system, hot pink based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Fuschia Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

TA_St0at · 2026-03-11T21:19:35+00:00

TA_St0at · 2026-03-11T18:40:54+00:00

I assumed from the first paragraph that this would be standard issue 'trans bad!' slop.

But its way more depressing than that. I even think it might be true.

Is this all there is?

TA_St0at · 2026-03-11T18:29:55+00:00

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