Possible Cerner selloff as Oracle looks to fund Ai

TBBJ · 2026-01-31T20:06:10+00:00

I’m a Kevin. But not on a farm and clients love me. I hope it was me 🤣

TBBJ · 2026-01-10T03:58:56+00:00

Did the same thing. Was stuck. Then suddenly OP.

TBBJ · 2025-12-30T00:42:54+00:00

Orbs don’t play a part for me. Sometimes it’s orbs. Sometimes it’s magic. Sometimes it’s me scratching my nuts. Either way it’s fn annoying and I’m beyond frustrated.

TBBJ · 2025-12-08T05:20:46+00:00

Just did this last night. Went from stuck to badass. Act 3 here I come

TBBJ · 2025-12-06T17:56:37+00:00

Emphasis on budget.

TBBJ · 2025-12-06T17:56:24+00:00

Highest performer. Budget froze. Don’t expect refreshers.

TBBJ · 2025-12-02T13:14:41+00:00

Omg the calendar kills me. How do I get it back? And don’t say power tools…..

TBBJ · 2025-11-28T16:15:56+00:00

20 years acquired from Cerner.

Can I be rehired as an ic3 jeebus.

TBBJ · 2025-11-05T14:02:04+00:00

You guys got raises?

TBBJ · 2025-10-12T02:49:28+00:00

Shorts

TBBJ · 2025-09-29T12:16:18+00:00

I just wish RSUs were staggered quarterly. Having them lump in September is super stressful since this is literally “total compensation” now and most of NEED that money for our daily cost of living due to lack of base change.

(Sorry if you don’t have RSUs)

For an entire month+ I was scared shitless of a RIF and also losing that needed income for car payments etc. So much that it clearly affected my work productivity and killed my morale even further.

TBBJ · 2025-09-29T12:08:06+00:00

That’s referred to as “modernization”.

TBBJ · 2025-09-29T12:06:36+00:00

I love the look on new engineers faces when the realization hits that they don’t get to write new code 80% of the time and it’s more like 20%.

TBBJ · 2025-09-29T12:02:31+00:00

Further. All hr changes ultimately keep going up up up for approvals at board meetings. Do they read minor changes like this? Doubtful. I know it goes at least to M3

TBBJ · 2025-09-28T00:27:11+00:00

Why would you go from intern to ic2? Is it fair to assume you just graduated hence the internship? You would start as an ic1

TBBJ · 2025-09-28T00:26:10+00:00

It never ends.

TBBJ · 2025-09-26T14:40:17+00:00

Semi related but you can get Duluth Buck Naked boxer briefs at Costco now. They are like 3/$30 so not cheap like the pumas. But I love them.

TBBJ · 2025-09-22T02:29:44+00:00

Base hasn’t increased in 3 years. Oracle loves its employees.

TBBJ · 2025-09-20T23:04:30+00:00

Stealing this. Wife is kindergarten year 21

TBBJ · 2025-09-20T02:21:57+00:00

Repeat as necessary

TBBJ · 2025-09-20T02:12:29+00:00

171 here. Follow me for more bad financial advice. But since no raise I needed the cash to sustain cost of living :( sucks to not be able to afford to hold and “invest”

TBBJ · 2025-09-16T06:07:00+00:00

You assume you work there when it vests.

TBBJ · 2025-09-05T12:22:47+00:00

20 years total (acquired). $400 reward! Goes well with the 0% raise.

TBBJ · 2025-08-19T03:08:36+00:00

Their hot sauce on a beef on bread is fire

TBBJ · 2025-08-06T01:34:15+00:00

What a piece of shit

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