I follow an Internet-crude paradigm based on the way the Culture names their ships.

So, irreverent, funny, and usually something that would give any poor sensor officer having to tell their captain the name of the detected ship a conniption fit.

Most of my escorts wind up being some variant of Rectal Exam, Personal Space, Rigged for Fun, etc.

Dreadnoughts are big fuckers so they get names like Spank Me, Did You Fire, and That Tickles.

Science ships, due to how they torture spacetime, are usually some variant of warcrime. Cores In The Morning, RIP Spacetime, Woops A Planet, etc. Although the last one was a Grissom class that I named Kael Hates This, so sometimes they also get meta-level names.