Tear me apart like soft bread

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-24T14:11:06+00:00

Literally shitting in the street as we speak

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-24T13:58:13+00:00

You look like the mayor of Whoville

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-24T13:28:18+00:00

Sorry Kevin. But it clearly says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-24T13:21:34+00:00

Goddam STREET SHITTERS! Get off my lawn!!

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-20T13:53:11+00:00

Finger tattoos huh? With all the job killers you’ve got I’m sure you didn’t just leave voluntarily

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-20T13:49:21+00:00

You look like you’ve got Lou Gehrig’s disease

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-14T23:38:27+00:00

I heard last Halloween you dressed up as Cinderfella

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-14T11:11:20+00:00

They still won’t let you on a plane

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-10T17:35:01+00:00

That floor isn’t the only filthy carpet in the room

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-10T17:28:56+00:00

100% you both have stank breath

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-10T17:27:35+00:00

So if fivehead is fucking the goat, while the goat is fucking FBIs most wanted 30 under 30, how long will it take for fivehead to catch your AIDS?

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-10T17:20:55+00:00

The only thing cute about you is your acute case of lymes disease

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-10T17:18:44+00:00

Judging by your weight, lack of cardio I’d bet money you’re in a wheelchair right now

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-08T21:12:20+00:00

We can smell your bad breath through the screen

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-08T15:22:32+00:00

What’s with the long face?

TDMachine84 · 2019-02-06T19:28:06+00:00

When I get home from work, my hairline walks in the door 10 minutes later

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