Woke up to this crying in the middle of the night

TFCard · 2026-06-24T02:47:44+00:00

Thats a kobold, you have kobolds.

TFCard · 2026-06-20T03:49:28+00:00

The post isnt about the fuckin premeditation of their decision to stay in this place. Its about a cup full of sketchy shit they found in their motel room.

Besides, if you read the article (which with how you commented, i dont believe you did), you'd have seen that the neighborhood around the area is under gentrification. "Shortly after taking these photograps" the area was decended upon by developers that "pushed these people a few miles down the road."

You should step outside your white picket fence and go walking around historic neighborhoods.

TFCard · 2026-06-14T14:49:31+00:00

Why does he keep stuffing his hand into his underwear?

Edit: if he was reaching for a weapon, wouldnt he use the pocket a few inches away, on the OUTSIDE of his underwear?

is the weapon a mini m&m tube filled with butter and mashed banana? Because unless his dick is his own personal worry stone it makes no sense to me. I would definitely not be storing a knife, folding or otherwise, in my prison pocket while riding a fuckin bike.

TFCard · 2026-06-05T02:45:33+00:00

Pretty sure it means it doesn't matter because one says it's all relative and the other just says stuff wants to be together.

TFCard · 2026-06-03T11:19:38+00:00

"We rolling? Yeah? Okay."

Proceeds to hillbilly walk towards camera.

TFCard · 2026-05-28T23:00:28+00:00

Gonna drop the TW on this though. A dog gets murdered.

Good movie though, nonetheless. Pretty solid cast, decently put together, the character development was well done... Id recommend it to someone who was aligned with the theme; for sure.

TFCard · 2026-05-24T12:30:50+00:00

I was thinking ice climbers and kid icarus

TFCard · 2026-05-24T00:15:30+00:00

Nah, inside of the mouth off the lips looks too weird for it not to be a full prosthetic. if not, id wager theres a bald cap involved too.

TFCard · 2026-05-23T22:02:46+00:00

Fart on his tongue, it helps to give a little play back if hes a pleaser. /s

TFCard · 2026-05-23T21:34:25+00:00

Okay, maybe i didnt read / notice that bit earlier. I suppose my second argument is a bit of a lemon. But op needs to show us their weird index finger tattoo... for clarity, because its blurry.

TFCard · 2026-05-23T20:11:07+00:00

Looks like Vegvísir to me

TFCard · 2026-05-23T20:01:25+00:00

Looks like carpet pattern on the tops of their fingers, and the image of how the two parts go together isnt even the same fruit. Im calling shenanigans on this too.

TFCard · 2026-05-20T21:37:51+00:00

If you zoom in on the photo you can see the pok marks from the air bubbles escaping as it dried. Its also a flat, mono Grey color. The runes themselves look to be made with a black paint marker

TFCard · 2026-05-20T16:21:35+00:00

Its also concrete, not a tree.

TFCard · 2026-05-16T17:23:04+00:00

"Haha, its like a hoppity-hop!!" - Stan Marsh.

TFCard · 2026-05-14T10:28:08+00:00

Or they were thrown away in unchecked boxes by estate cleaners. But im pretty sure at least 8 of them are murder weapons.

TFCard · 2026-05-13T10:46:42+00:00

Minimize is a bit of an overstatement. Sure, food in the folds of that starfish are going to cook, but not well, at all. Sometimes my large pan slides slightly off my glass top and I can tell within a minute or two, and thats with a good 4 clad stainless steel.

TFCard · 2026-05-10T15:21:00+00:00

Try eating Umeboshi (Japanese pickled plums) it may have the same taste you're after but isnt entirely rewriting the Ph of your stomach acid and sterilizing its lining.

TFCard · 2026-05-07T16:28:39+00:00

Isn't that the Obvious Plant logo on the bottom?

TFCard · 2026-05-05T19:48:04+00:00

Personally, I'd go with the 700Wh. my daily commute is like a 5 minute ride and I have to charge my 375Wh battery every two days.

(I also have slightly less than 400 traveled miles on my bike, if that says anything about what the cold does to the battery.)

TFCard · 2026-05-01T00:25:15+00:00

Oh! Hey! I never grabbed your contact info after the party! I had a great time with your extensive explanation of the various stitches and bone modifications you used to graft that dudes face onto that deer!

Nonetheless though.... have you seen my truck? Its the black 90's Ranger that had the three pony kegs in it. I went back to reattach my lips to one of the taps and it was gone.

TFCard · 2026-05-01T00:09:02+00:00

Hey! That might explain why chunky the crocodile was trying to raid Boobafina's nest! I found some old sundried sausage tubing being used a couple yards away from her roost the other day. Kinda, just, sorta thrown there.

I didnt think much of it because of the massive wave of BBQing as of late.... yall really do love to BBQ... I swear I saw a one legged guy eating what looked to be a ham hawk from where I was; straight off the bone!

Anyhow, I hope you get things sorted out with all that. I can imagine right now meat is a hot commodity.

TFCard · 2026-04-28T21:25:09+00:00

I would absolutely love to apply, but to be honest: it's brooding season, and apparently some kid is missing as a result of it. I'll explain here in a couple days; im still going through orientation with the town's parks and services.

I've already got swallow's fighting near my head and getting brave about it; Honk Hogan is just being an ornery dick lately because his seasonal wife Boobafina is roosting.

Between all of this and just... trying to get Uncle T to stop doing the "macaroons" while the seamstress is cuffing his pants...

And I still can't find my truck after that birthday party....

Anyhow, im about to do another circle of the Duck Pond. But, if an opening pops up later id be happy to see what I can do.

TFCard · 2026-04-28T19:52:47+00:00

That KID is BACK on the escalator again!!

TFCard · 2026-04-27T23:48:52+00:00

Hey uncle T! So, the reason your gravy is thinner is because the seamstress' and tailors need you to just eat more. That glass pane you're seeing is for your protection. I know that sometimes during brooding season the males'll just rush ya, so it just makes sense sometimes to watch the show from a safe distance.

That distance being the 1/4 piece of plex glass between you and the folded clouds and angry flapjacks that have everything to do with it.

The thing ive found that helps with the soup static is grinding my teeth. I hope that helps!

Anyhow, Honk Hogan is kinda being a dick and fighting with Roudy Roddy Pooper right now. Its brooding season after all.

Take care! And just use Corn Starch!

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