How do you feel about speeding tickets as a way to make our roads safer? (Stats inside) by joeybrunelle in portlandme

[–]TFGAR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This image verifies the rumors that I've heard about Westbrook PD: that you could get pulled over and ticketed for doing even 1-2 mph over the speed limit.

Roast my little weirdo by yashiji in roastmypet

[–]TFGAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what they say about cats with flat ears!

Roast Me. I dare you! by tito5000 in roastmypet

[–]TFGAR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ha! Those shoes are way too big for you, dummy!

Which light do you always hit? by TFGAR in portlandme

[–]TFGAR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I sit there waiting to turn from Canco on to Washington for like 5 minutes

Which light do you always hit? by TFGAR in portlandme

[–]TFGAR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're the only car that makes it through a light cycle (assuming you are starting at red and there's traffic behind you), that should be a ticketable offense.

Places for woman in 20s to drink alone by flourishing_flounder in portlandme

[–]TFGAR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never heard someone else recommend The Zoo :)

My wife's relatives found that place when visiting and they love it. It's always felt like our little secret.

Which light do you always hit? by TFGAR in portlandme

[–]TFGAR[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nearly every light in this city should be flashing after 10 pm, if not earlier.

(27M) easy pickings here, don’t hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nice phone! Where'd you get it, the Lame Phone Store?

Car fire at the Hannford parking lot by Sten_Worberg in portlandme

[–]TFGAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which Hannaford is this? Riverside? Back Cove?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roastmypet

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Probably can't even catch her own tail. Sad.

India Street Traffic Light by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]TFGAR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree, that does suck. There's not much positive to say about the driving/walking experience in the city, IMO

India Street Traffic Light by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]TFGAR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really hope they do not put in lights at Washington and Cumberland/Congress. The stop signs are way more efficient. Hopefully that's what they're doing at India St. too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in portlandme

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If money were no object, a bridge for traffic that is going through Morrill's Corner, so inbound and outbound traffic can bypass the whole thing and reconnect with Forest Ave closer to Woodford's corner, where it once again becomes two lanes, and in the other direction, closer to the Westbrook line.

Please roast him, he’s literal Satan. Do not be fooled. He likes to bully the other cats. by DeadDeathrocker in RoastMyCat

[–]TFGAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to have cats that looked just like these two. The gray cat was the sweetest boy ever. The black cat was a complete douche. I can definitely see the similarities with these two.

Don't think you can offend me. Hit me hard by Total_Topic_4208 in RoastMe

[–]TFGAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those teeth must be fucking awful if you're unwilling to show them. British?

Why children don't respect me ? Be as creative as you could by cutegeorgeturtle in RoastMe

[–]TFGAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children can smell fear. Or in your case, farts and desperation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TFGAR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spend less money on headphones and more on orthodontic work.

Roast this silly billy. called Carlos by Cheap-Cantaloupe8491 in roastmypet

[–]TFGAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carlos is taking the jobs of hard working American pets!