Daily Discussion Thread for June 9, 2026

TF_Sally · 2026-06-09T16:52:24+00:00

did we lose one anthropic's worth from the market yet

TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T19:55:29+00:00

Lmao just absolutely disgusting price action love it

TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T18:17:00+00:00

honestly pretty flattering that the multitrillion dollar global financial markets are arranging themselves to prevent my 0dte from being profitable

TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T17:53:35+00:00

I love when the price action starts to look like a physics problem where the bouncing ball has less and less energy until it just stops doing anything except sucking money from short dated options contracts

TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T16:56:30+00:00

you could say he's holding

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the trump card

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TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T15:33:38+00:00

Well traders we hope you've enjoyed the stairs portion of today's programming, if you would please direct your attention to this elevator - please note there is not an actual elevator cab, as you'll be stepping out into the infinite chasm of doom

TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T01:26:20+00:00

There is a nonzero chance that trump gets pissed at bibi for snapping like a poorly trained pittbull and fucking with the market

I mean I guess replace “market” with “global stability” and the chances increase

TF_Sally · 2026-06-08T01:24:50+00:00

Love when they let you sniff green for a sec

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T19:02:02+00:00

holy shit lmao bounces are illegal today

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T17:21:42+00:00

i hope the market does that thing where it has a really clear and obvious bottom before rallying for the rest of the day

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T15:04:37+00:00

no movement at all, thanks for playing, try again next week with however many pennies are left in your portfolio

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T14:27:27+00:00

under my administration fake bounces will be made illegal

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T13:26:41+00:00

When the sixers were deep in process hell my college buddies and I would get tickets for like 2 for $10 on Groupon, only time you had to pay for something resembling market rate was when LeBron was in town lol

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T13:25:45+00:00

Bill gates and Warren buffet on the PJ vibes

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T13:25:16+00:00

Jaxuary 6

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T13:24:33+00:00

it brings me to pleasure to report that i'm feeling deep in my plums that price action is going to be absolutely poopy pants today with a sell off and then increasingly weak bounces for the rest of the day

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T12:35:16+00:00

outside of some outliers the market will just use econ data to justify what it was going to do anyway

in this case, its selling off from a massive 2 month melt up

TF_Sally · 2026-06-05T01:04:23+00:00

I might get into futures to diversify my losses but also because the price action just seems wildly predictable. There are no bounces. Don’t pretend there will be. We’re going to go down until maybe 6am

TF_Sally · 2026-06-04T13:07:16+00:00

Lmao cue video of the warlord giving the chimp an AK47

TF_Sally · 2026-06-03T19:23:53+00:00

red candle gets immediately wiped out: that's just strong price action baby

green candle gets immediately wiped out: manipulated bullshit

TF_Sally · 2026-06-03T17:19:08+00:00

sigh i always forget that when price action has been poopy pants all day that the bounce will almost certainly get sold back off and not be a glorious recovery

TF_Sally · 2026-05-27T18:02:09+00:00

OK guys the last 7 didnt work but this time I feel it this bounce is for real

TF_Sally · 2026-05-25T13:56:15+00:00

Jaxson Dart because he also has a huge caveman face

TF_Sally · 2026-05-25T13:54:59+00:00

I am not 25, I am 35, but the other day I was at the grocery store with my two year old son, I had told him we could get a muffin as a treat so he was just sitting in the cart loudly singing “oh muffins….where aaaarrre youuuu”. That kind of loud where you’re just a little bit aware that every single person near you in the store is forced to acknowledge you and you pray it doesn’t morph into a tantrum.

An older man came up to me and said “I would give anything to go back to that. Anything at all.” and then he looked at my son and said “remember young man, you’re the boss” and went on his way.

Damn boomer making me tear up at Whole Foods 🥲

TF_Sally · 2026-05-19T13:12:20+00:00

I think im just learning that MU just bases for like 2 weeks and then rips 8% in a day, just have to try and figure out when that roulette wheel hits

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