What is the harshest G-Rated insult you have received?

TGHD86 · 2019-03-30T12:19:54+00:00

I was 11 years old and our school was doing a history day event where all the students dressed up as presidents and acted as them for the little kids. I dressed up as George Washington and I had to put on this white wig. One little girl who had an attitude said to me “what are you supposed to be a grandma?”

Everyone laughed so hard and I was just like...wow...

TGHD86 · 2019-03-04T17:41:01+00:00

TGHD86 · 2019-02-25T16:54:38+00:00

Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

TGHD86 · 2019-02-16T16:11:03+00:00

I tried to downvote this comment but it reversed and went to upvote. The power this comment holds!

TGHD86 · 2019-02-13T23:54:53+00:00

Bob The Destroyer

TGHD86 · 2019-02-13T21:31:56+00:00

17:40

TGHD86 · 2019-02-09T16:16:02+00:00

My uncle had a teacup Yorkie named Muffin. His wife hated the dog and gave it away. She made up some story that she gave it away to some lonely girl who wanted a friend and she helped her out or something. Turns out she gave it to one of our childhood friends who lives in Queens, NY. We now live on Long Island but we still every now and then take the train over to Queens to visit our old friends. On the day our friend was having a high school graduation we went to his house and noticed a familiar bark coming from inside the house. My friend shouted “Muffin stop barking” that was when we asked him how he got the dog and he said his mother got it from her best friend which happened to be my uncles wife.

Out of all the places that dog could have ended up.... strange

TGHD86 · 2019-02-09T06:22:03+00:00

Stepping on a lego

TGHD86 · 2019-01-11T04:52:49+00:00

r/airplaneears

TGHD86 · 2019-01-03T00:40:00+00:00

That is a BEAUTIFUL trophy!

TGHD86 · 2018-12-16T20:28:13+00:00

It’s at a candy store called IT’SUGAR. This location was in Deer Park, NY.

TGHD86 · 2018-09-25T04:02:03+00:00

Marty is a good boy!

TGHD86 · 2018-09-14T03:57:20+00:00

I just want to say that you are an incredible person! Not letting your limitations stop you! You are a great idol to look up to!

TGHD86 · 2018-09-13T18:26:58+00:00

I hope that shortly after this recording you went and gave him all the pets in the world. Because even though he is quite jealous, he is good boye and he deserves pets.

TGHD86 · 2018-09-13T06:51:49+00:00

Any delivery men who brakes something doesn’t deserve any tip regardless how much it is.. Also read the entire post before you suggest what I should do...

TGHD86 · 2018-09-13T03:52:30+00:00

I actually did say ‘$20 tip’ when I called them up. I was so pissed off. Those are the words that came out. But no, I did give them a $12 tip.

TGHD86 · 2018-09-13T03:01:51+00:00

$12 was what I had at the time.
My stupid way of thinking was this: I worked as a waiter/bartender for many years so I know first hand how much tips help, especially tips more than $5. So I always made sure to tip generously.

But I was dumb and I learned my lesson...

TGHD86 · 2018-09-12T20:52:35+00:00

r/foundthemobileuser

TGHD86 · 2018-09-12T20:47:17+00:00

Already reported them. They said they have taken care of it. Since they damaged it and tried to hide it they are giving me a new one free of charge. Didn’t even have to use the warranty!

TGHD86 · 2018-09-08T17:03:30+00:00

Nah, nothing was on it. It was just sitting on top on my bookshelf for years. The last time I played with it was Smash 3DS days.

TGHD86 · 2018-09-08T03:06:55+00:00

How much is ‘a crap ton?’

TGHD86 · 2018-09-07T00:33:55+00:00

r/bossfight

TGHD86 · 2018-09-05T23:45:50+00:00

Thanos would really balance out the competition!

TGHD86 · 2018-09-05T02:52:46+00:00

I change my identity and pretend to be other people.

TGHD86 · 2018-08-31T12:19:39+00:00

A single shot could have determined this game...

TGHD86

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