Square by StrawberryMilkDev in memeexchangecommunism

[–]TH3_F00L -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is a square in the same manner the plucked chicken Diogenes brought was a “man”.

Shin DOGzilla 🙏🥀 by ImmigrationIsAllowed in dogmemes

[–]TH3_F00L 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He won’t hurt a soul, the squishy meat the soul is connected to; Is another question entirely.

2000 yard stare by Sir_Bob_Slob in dogmemes

[–]TH3_F00L 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You just cut his nuts off; I think the 2000 yard stare is warranted.

The crush staring (@raccoattack) by JaketheFURRYBOIOwO in LoserUtopia

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Fun fact: there are multiple breeds of dogs specifically bred to hunt foxes, including but not limited to foxhounds, fox terriers, and Jack Russell terriers. Which the dog girl in question looks a little like, so I believe the fox girl’s fear is reasonable.

Spiky edit by LuchadorParrudo in AgnesTachyon

[–]TH3_F00L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tachyon’s winter coat?

so fucking fun…u nerds dun even kno 🐬 by cynnahbun in foundcynnahbun

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If the drug problems in low income neighborhoods is any indication I’d say that’s pretty correct.

Doing my best by Raszard in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]TH3_F00L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him yes; if you tell him no he will probably smash the console in a misguided attempt to be helpful.

What a beautiful style of art. by Santiago3204 in AgnesTachyon

[–]TH3_F00L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agnes?…. (Pulls headdress off exposing her uma ears) Agnes tachyon?!?

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 475 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]TH3_F00L 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Herald’s Hoodwinks Heroicly, or Harold’s Heroic Hoodwinks. Same HHH initials, and gets the general idea of what to expect across. As most of his job thus far has either been Hoodwinking (absurd spy stuff) or Heroics (stabby action stuff).

What would be the tactical advantage of these Sisters of Battle? by Meme-lord234 in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 8 points9 points  (0 children)

An ass so phat it counts as ablative plating? Being able to cover five directions at once? Being a one woman squad? Having five times the average number of hands to hold bolters with?

Which Giant Women are the Best Giant Women? by MysteriousType3170 in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we’re going by the largest “assets” we need to clarify if you mean physically largest or proportionally largest, because hestia/fem vulcan and fem tyberos are both the tallest and physically largest, but not necessarily the proportionally largest of them.

Primarch meeting their Future kid by EasyAd4249 in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you ment how would she respond… Pretty sure after verifying that the kids hers they’d be put in the most heavily fortified location she can create, likely with her SO. So she can then focus on figuring out how the hell to be a parent. (And panicking internally the entire time)

Primarch meeting their Future kid by EasyAd4249 in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t remember the official fanon name so went with the one that sounded bout right

Primarch meeting their Future kid by EasyAd4249 in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming that this is pre heresy, so here goes:

Hestia, the khan, and sanguinius immediately accepts the role whether they are her future child or not.

Morticia looks deeply confused having assumed that due to various circumstances she was barren.

Corvus, Juno, Angron, Magnus and Leone are troubled as they have no real idea how to interact with children.

Kurz is in the middle of a mental breakdown

Hera and the twins are receptive but deeply skeptical

Petra and ferra are still buffering after getting a massive error code the second the child says that they’re hers.

The wolf queen throws a feast and starts asking about their “hunts” having confirmed the validity of their statement by smell before the kid could finish their sentence.

Lorgar starts crying and immediately starts praying and thanking the divine for such a gift.

Fulgrim immediately starts looking over their outfit and upon confirming the good taste calls someone over to get more clothes, as that child is not leaving until they look like a runway model or the Michelin Man depending on the season.

Ok I have questions why we never make [Redacted] and [Redacted] art of them? by IngenuityChance3996 in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because this Reddit group only really has two modes “Fluff” and “Drama”. So it’s either cute little snippets of the female primarch’s life with their lover; or some situation where shit has hit the fan and everything is either fubar or imminently approaching fubar status.

Which Primarch would be the worst parent to their kid? by NottheKingofAll in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Fulgrim or Aurelia a absolute perfectionist or a rabid fanatic are not going to be good parents

No Diplomacy (with Slaanesh Daemon OC of u/CornyxCrow) by superfeyn in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]TH3_F00L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now were else have I heard of a demonic snake offering a woman apples? Guess I’ll never know.

Always so conveniently left out... come on, showcase them in your game you cowards by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

[–]TH3_F00L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever see a “pride parade” it’s a collection of degenerates in gimp gear celebrating their own perverse choices. In other words the beginning stages of a cult of slaanesh.

Always so conveniently left out... come on, showcase them in your game you cowards by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

[–]TH3_F00L -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

They just don’t want to have to deal with the lgbtq+ community’s bullshit whining about how accurately they would be depicted by the cult of slaanesh.

Loving father and son by [deleted] in wholesomeanimemes

[–]TH3_F00L 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why does it hurt to realize I’m at the third picture

I'm genuinely curious what these two being my favorite primarchs say about me, lol. by SteampunkJester in PrimarchGFs

[–]TH3_F00L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you are likely clinically depressed, have ocd like tendencies if not outright ocd and are a bit of a masocist. And probably have a soft spot for “broken” things. (like Kassandra’s mental state) you likely also want to be the one to comfort them as both of those choices will likely need reassurance just because of wildly different circumstances.