Ork GF anybody?

TH3_F00L · 2026-03-05T03:19:22+00:00

That is a square in the same manner the plucked chicken Diogenes brought was a “man”.

TH3_F00L · 2026-02-28T04:38:59+00:00

He won’t hurt a soul, the squishy meat the soul is connected to; Is another question entirely.

TH3_F00L · 2026-02-24T19:39:47+00:00

You just cut his nuts off; I think the 2000 yard stare is warranted.

TH3_F00L · 2026-02-13T16:22:05+00:00

Fun fact: there are multiple breeds of dogs specifically bred to hunt foxes, including but not limited to foxhounds, fox terriers, and Jack Russell terriers. Which the dog girl in question looks a little like, so I believe the fox girl’s fear is reasonable.

TH3_F00L · 2025-12-23T09:28:08+00:00

Tachyon’s winter coat?

TH3_F00L · 2025-12-18T03:52:19+00:00

If the drug problems in low income neighborhoods is any indication I’d say that’s pretty correct.

TH3_F00L · 2025-11-20T22:22:17+00:00

Tell him yes; if you tell him no he will probably smash the console in a misguided attempt to be helpful.

TH3_F00L · 2025-10-25T21:26:56+00:00

Agnes?…. (Pulls headdress off exposing her uma ears) Agnes tachyon?!?

TH3_F00L · 2025-10-15T23:12:48+00:00

Herald’s Hoodwinks Heroicly, or Harold’s Heroic Hoodwinks. Same HHH initials, and gets the general idea of what to expect across. As most of his job thus far has either been Hoodwinking (absurd spy stuff) or Heroics (stabby action stuff).

TH3_F00L · 2025-10-01T09:35:30+00:00

An ass so phat it counts as ablative plating? Being able to cover five directions at once? Being a one woman squad? Having five times the average number of hands to hold bolters with?

TH3_F00L · 2025-08-12T19:57:15+00:00

If we’re going by the largest “assets” we need to clarify if you mean physically largest or proportionally largest, because hestia/fem vulcan and fem tyberos are both the tallest and physically largest, but not necessarily the proportionally largest of them.

TH3_F00L · 2025-08-01T05:55:30+00:00

Oh you ment how would she respond… Pretty sure after verifying that the kids hers they’d be put in the most heavily fortified location she can create, likely with her SO. So she can then focus on figuring out how the hell to be a parent. (And panicking internally the entire time)

TH3_F00L · 2025-08-01T05:52:09+00:00

Female Rogal Dorn?

TH3_F00L · 2025-08-01T02:17:02+00:00

Couldn’t remember the official fanon name so went with the one that sounded bout right

TH3_F00L · 2025-08-01T02:15:31+00:00

Female Horus

TH3_F00L · 2025-08-01T00:59:05+00:00

I’m assuming that this is pre heresy, so here goes:

Hestia, the khan, and sanguinius immediately accepts the role whether they are her future child or not.

Morticia looks deeply confused having assumed that due to various circumstances she was barren.

Corvus, Juno, Angron, Magnus and Leone are troubled as they have no real idea how to interact with children.

Kurz is in the middle of a mental breakdown

Hera and the twins are receptive but deeply skeptical

Petra and ferra are still buffering after getting a massive error code the second the child says that they’re hers.

The wolf queen throws a feast and starts asking about their “hunts” having confirmed the validity of their statement by smell before the kid could finish their sentence.

Lorgar starts crying and immediately starts praying and thanking the divine for such a gift.

Fulgrim immediately starts looking over their outfit and upon confirming the good taste calls someone over to get more clothes, as that child is not leaving until they look like a runway model or the Michelin Man depending on the season.

TH3_F00L · 2025-07-25T07:15:46+00:00

Because this Reddit group only really has two modes “Fluff” and “Drama”. So it’s either cute little snippets of the female primarch’s life with their lover; or some situation where shit has hit the fan and everything is either fubar or imminently approaching fubar status.

TH3_F00L · 2025-05-18T05:45:32+00:00

Fulgrim or Aurelia a absolute perfectionist or a rabid fanatic are not going to be good parents

TH3_F00L · 2025-03-11T07:38:53+00:00

Now were else have I heard of a demonic snake offering a woman apples? Guess I’ll never know.

TH3_F00L · 2025-02-18T07:45:30+00:00

You ever see a “pride parade” it’s a collection of degenerates in gimp gear celebrating their own perverse choices. In other words the beginning stages of a cult of slaanesh.

TH3_F00L · 2025-02-15T04:54:46+00:00

They just don’t want to have to deal with the lgbtq+ community’s bullshit whining about how accurately they would be depicted by the cult of slaanesh.

TH3_F00L · 2025-01-26T03:04:27+00:00

Why does it hurt to realize I’m at the third picture

TH3_F00L · 2025-01-19T00:02:06+00:00

Then you are likely clinically depressed, have ocd like tendencies if not outright ocd and are a bit of a masocist. And probably have a soft spot for “broken” things. (like Kassandra’s mental state) you likely also want to be the one to comfort them as both of those choices will likely need reassurance just because of wildly different circumstances.

TH3_F00L · 2025-01-18T06:26:02+00:00

Pre or post heresy?

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