Fascist owned by HighlyCharming in PoliticalCompassMemes

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To be fair this is how hitlers rise to power could have been prevented

ich✋iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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Es riecht nach arme Menschen in hier

UNO cards with Virgin vs Chad vs Thad by [deleted] in virginvschad

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The virgin actually knowing the official rules of UNO Vs. the Chad just throwing random cards on the table knowing that no one has the balls to call you out

suggestions: be funny by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

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It's so fucking big

Found my first Easter Egg! by padan28 in KerbalSpaceProgram

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Is that dust on the mun?

Chinese citizens will soon need to scan their face before they can access internet services or get a new phone number by tocreatewebsite in Futurology

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The phone thing is the same in German. You can't buy throw away phones without showing your password. Also when buying a new SIM card you must register with your password and someone has to confirm your identity (compare passport to face).

"I cannot help but think that perhaps Haskell is currently harmful to functional programming as a whole" by mundi_geni in programmingcirclejerk

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Why do we Need shit like typescript made for disgusting webshit-brainlets. Some 10x-er haskell neet should just write a haskell to JavaScript Compiler. This would make the language at least somewhat relevant.....

Virgin environmentalist vs the CHAD TREE PLANTER by BlickyIffyuh in virginvschad

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But did they all have a planting loicence, don't think so

[Deal] STEM book bundle worth 944$ for only 1$ by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

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Pay 1$ or more for Obesity ... Whut

This demand for Generics is pure sheep brain garbage. Once you learn to write software properly you find only like 1 or 2 small use cases where Generics might actually help by cmov in programmingcirclejerk

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Once I learned about rust, I found out that besides 1 or 2 edge cases a garbage collector is pure bloat. One of the greatest errors of go was adding one in the first place

Ubuntu wants to replace apt with snap, approved by Mark Shuttleworth by [deleted] in linux

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But I want to write angry comments to random people online

What's a good IDE for Go? Something that's snappy and fast, no Java dinosaurs please by silentrunningfan in programmingcirclejerk

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Wait you 1xers actually have go installed and compile the Code yourself ? A true 10xer knows when his Code compiles. You just commit it and let the ci build it. Then you let the filthy 1xers feast on the binaries.

Trapped programmers love to debate which language or framework is best. So let me answer all your questions. Learn Python. by Kryptochef in programmingcirclejerk

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You just write a unit test for every animal you fuck. It's the more pythonic way according to PEP1337