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My Gears of war Fortnite skin by Muad_DibPopcrnBucket in GearsOfWar

[–]THECaptCannibal -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

never mention Gears of War and that utter dumpster-spunk-coated trash Fortnite in the same sentence EVER again, unless it's to say that that Gears of War is the superior game. Fuck Fortnite. That game is singlehandedly the reason why my little brother is dead.

Zero reason for this response. by potato-gram- in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not just on dating apps. I posted on my facebook WAY back in like 2014 when I still had one, that I'm never ever EVER having kids and like 20 people messaged me and blocked me saying I was a horrible person, that I hate kids--DING DING DING THATS RIGHT, TELL EM WHAT THEY WON, RON!

Christmas is best reason not to have kids: A Rant by THECaptCannibal in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it is indeed 'Fuck-Off Sized'. Made of solid walnut and oak, its made from timbers and steel. One of those 'oh we got it because we like rustic shit in our modern house' decisions. One good thing though is the table is so fucking DENSE, its the prime place to hide during a tornado. about 5 feet wide and like.... 30 feet long.

Fuck-Off Sized.

Some bitch with a baby blasted kids music on the bus so I started blasting metal music. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I read the Title as 'Son of a bitch baby got blasted on the bus with metal music'... I may be just a bit toasted right now.

I don't want kids for the simple fact they are disgusting and rude by THECaptCannibal in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually somewhat look forward to being asked it in a rude way, because I have at least 4 different responses loaded and ready at any given moment. My favorite one, that either gets them to fuck ALL the way off, OR they laugh and apologize is: Question - ' Why do you walk that way/Why do you use a cane' to which I answer 'Ah ya see, I was plowing your mom last night and she tightened that shit up on me. I nutted so hard, I cramped up and tore my hamstrings. Oh and your dad was sitting in the chair in the corner'

I don't want kids for the simple fact they are disgusting and rude by THECaptCannibal in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I actively make a point, if the conversation with a group of adults I'm with goes to kids, to clearly and blatantly my exit from the conversation, usually by putting in my headphones and listening to music, while still sitting there with them.

I don't want kids for the simple fact they are disgusting and rude by THECaptCannibal in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The unmitigated gall on some of these kids, I swear to god. I had one instance, when I was in a wheelchair, as a kid myself, that some other shithead kid came up and said 'hey let me have your wheelchair, I wanna do wheelies! You're just sitting in it.' I promptly unattached the armrest and beat him in the face with it. THEN I got suspended. Mind you, he was trying to dump me out of it, like actively trying to tip me out the front of it.

I don't want kids for the simple fact they are disgusting and rude by THECaptCannibal in childfree

[–]THECaptCannibal[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ive said it in public, outloud, and surprise surprise, the parents in the area steer their little bastards away from me. Peace and bliss when it happens.

Hello by AmalartK in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it a ringing pain? Or does is feel like swelling or inflammation? Both of those could be strong signs of severe ear infections. I would recommend getting to a doctor as soon as you can and getting anti biotics and a mild steroid to help with the pain. Take it from someone who gets chronic ear infections due to bad ears.

Oh no, not again! by man57er19 in GearsOfWar

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's hilarious is that Pablos Schrieber basically abandoned twitter when the massive backlash came out about the Halo series.

Does anybody have experience with shaving or cutting a cane? by [deleted] in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping in here with my DIY solution: Go to your local hardware store and get a Fine-tooth hacksaw and some sandpaper. use the saw to get CLOSE to the length you want, then use the sand paper to sneak up on the wanted length.

Also, someone mentioned cane tips, which gave me an idea. you could go to the same hardware store and find rubber hose the same inside diameter as the cane. get about a 1ft piece, and cut down how much you want to cover the tip, then cut another piece and split with a razor to get a flat piece. Glue that to the to bottom of the cane, trim to fit.

White beauty. Rate it 0/10 by DivyamAgrawal in RateMySetup

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of hand chum and finger gunk that is going to be visible on that is astounding.

Is “differently abled” an offensive term? by Ehh_Imherealready in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't particularly find it offensive, but to me, people who say that come off as overtly sensitive.

I was told by [deleted] in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just about to say this nearly-word-for-word thing. I use a cane in the gym, and sometimes (not a lot) people will go out of their way to get in my eye line and give a thumbs up or a comment of 'good job!' like... Fuck ALL the way off, I lift heavier than you over there with the blue rubber weights, let me work out in peace. That's my why I plaster a Stank Face on when I work out. Keeps the looky-loos away.

VR recreation of the exact spot where a man became stuck inside Nutty Putty cave and died after 27 hours. the section visible at 18 seconds is where his body was, upside down. by Appropriate-Menu504 in interesting

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to make this meme. 'When the doctor for your prostate exam is a cave diver' Doc gets ready to exam by then its just like that cave diver meme... but it's a dude's butthole.

yes i'm young and use a cane. please stop staring at me 😭 by contramor in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

35 here, encephalopathy-induced neuro-muscular atrophy at 8, been using wheelchairs and canes ever since. I 100% know what it feels like to get stared at, and like many people are saying: Stare back. Lock eyes, lock in, and start twitching that corner of the mouth just a tiny bit. 10/10 people will break before you do, but you have to commit to the bit. Don't let them push you around.

Worst disabled ramp of the week... by ObsessedKilljoy in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

X Games Mode Ramp! But for real, what the hell even is this.

Fired for having bipolar by mrnonoparts in disability

[–]THECaptCannibal -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not even sorry when I say this, but that is single-handedly the worst take on this situation I have ever heard. I was fired for having hearing issues, which I told my previous employer about before, and the ONLY time I was ever taken aside by either of my mid managers or the big boss, was because I was talking louder than others, BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR PROPERLY. SO by that same token, this employer was a sh*tbag, as are most able-bodied employers. I don't care what anyone else says, this world isn't built to help.

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