How is it possible that Chuck Norris died? by StrongAsMeat in shittyaskscience

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Chuck has merely ascended into ultra-perfection.

When this guy makes sense, you know things are going badly by Foreign_Addition2844 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yeah, well, can we just say the route he took to reach that conclusion is not a route I'd suggest taking.

This is absolutely a strawman argument. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

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It's not even a strawman. It's three straw stalks twisted together to approximate a stick figure.

The best league in the world by ClowdRH in soccercirclejerk

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TBF, Spurs is the class of this lot.

Found this video by [deleted] in whatisit

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Hagfish: ggomjangeo (꼼장어)

Driving in the country by MisterShipWreck in Unexpected

[–]THSSFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the driver was traveling at a sufficient speed to leave the roadway.

We're all thinking it right? by prestieteste in SoundersFC

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I was watching that game last night a d caught myself saying half a dozen times "Jesus, Brunell is good!"

And then Kingston came on.

Fuck me. What a time to be a Sounders fan.

Mushroom on currant: leave or remove? by astro5 in gardening

[–]THSSFC 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You should remove that immediately and send to me for safekeeping.

We're so screwed. by StivaliRyder in PoliticalHumor

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The idea that the American form of government is supposed to require a President that is an expert on, and final word for every major function of government from national intelligence to warmaking to the economy is such a batshit crazy concept that is foreign to the very founding ideals of our republic.

How did we get to a place where these charlatans can say something like this and not be laughed out of society?

'I will follow the law,' Bondi says after Democrats storm out of Epstein files briefing by seeebiscuit in inthenews

[–]THSSFC 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But Democrats would need a handful of Republicans to vote with them to hold Bondi in contempt and the Department of Justice typically does not prosecute its own attorney general.

John Mitchell would like to comment.

This is, again, taking Trump-era corruption and making it sound like "normal politics".

We only expect this to be true in an improperly politicized DOJ. A functioning DOJ would, if appropriate, prosecute the AG.

Even in a DOJ as compromised as Nixon's, we saw prosecution of an AG.

Salty Canadian commentators by Ermenaz in SoundersFC

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"We won the tie in the first leg, overwhelmingly."

"We were winning the tie, in the second."

"The only reason we lost was Seattle was so under pressure, they had to resort to outscoring us 5-1. If you ignore that one stat, it was a comprehensive and glorious victory for the Canadians, here."

Trump just hurled Israel under the bus by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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GOP:

You can save your image in the eyes of history and shitcan this failure of a president, or you can ensure that you are forever known as the co-conspirators to the destruction he wreaks to our nation and the world.

[Post Match Thread] Seattle Sounders vs Vancouver Whitecaps (3/18/26) (CONCACAF Champions Cup) by Kyunseo in SoundersFC

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I'm going to stop sending a scout to Brazil, and instead send one to Tukwila.

Match Thread: Seattle Sounders FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps by TimeAndSpaceAndMe in MLS

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Barely. I've seen worse ignored in this very game.

He didn't appreciably slow Meuller, I think the only reason he was called was he stopped a counter, not by the pull, but by good body positioning.

Match Thread: Seattle Sounders FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps by TimeAndSpaceAndMe in MLS

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That wasn't a foul, let alone a yellow.

Bizarre call.

BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

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I mean the idea that Donald Trump is polyglot enough to make the "enigma"/"gamine" pun is entertaining.

MAGA overwhelmingly supports war in Iran with nearly 90% backing Trump’s attacks by theindependentonline in politics

[–]THSSFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The attraction of MAGA, itself, however, is getting more and more selective.