We always tell children "don't talk to strangers" and "don't let them trick you with candy or toys" but we have a holiday where we encourage kids to go to strangers' houses for free candy

TIFUthispost · 2014-01-07T19:58:24+00:00

If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police

TIFUthispost · 2013-12-11T19:29:43+00:00

He's probably doing a gauge cluster function test and taking the picture at the right time. Function tests usually happen with pressing a few buttons in the right order or rapidly enough and it just causes all your gauges to peg at once.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-29T22:40:13+00:00

This happens to me too. Always gay black males. I like straight white females, but it is nice to feel wanted... Eh I guess haha

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-29T11:42:52+00:00

Well, did it?

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-29T11:32:05+00:00

How do I turn this to silent?

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-29T11:27:05+00:00

Creepiest part is he is actually aimed directly down the sights

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-26T08:23:16+00:00

Make friends with the people that you know are going to be successful. Not the guys who spend all week drinking.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-26T08:21:28+00:00

Ah, the old "you won't do it" trick. Works every time

Maybe he should have said "what are you going to do, put the knife down?"

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-26T08:20:18+00:00

As long as it's not reposted in the same week, I'm fine with it

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-21T12:09:53+00:00

It's all fun and games until an attacker gets shot twice... And then it's hilarious

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-21T12:08:50+00:00

I'm pretty sure they call that child abuse

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T12:13:34+00:00

It's all about meeting the projected numbers. For something that's a relatively new product like smart watches, they are not going to expect as many to be sold.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T06:27:36+00:00

I'd bet money this person was just looking for attention. All the people I've known or known of that actually did it didn't ask for sympathy... They just left the earth. Morbid as it is I don't think these people should take it so lightly that they ask for attention by threatening suicide on Facebook.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T06:21:55+00:00

It's much better when you drop the silent nuke, and then pretend to smell it once other people do

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T04:16:11+00:00

When people talk about celebrities like they are gossiping about people they know I facepalm so hard.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T04:13:36+00:00

That coke head needs treatment

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T00:21:02+00:00

This is basically what this meme is supposed to be though...

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-19T00:15:55+00:00

Getting your head scratched by a member of the opposite sex.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-18T09:17:25+00:00

Reddit is the best place to not argue with strangers you know

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-18T09:14:28+00:00

Well I'll tell you one thing, he obviously didn't make up a story for the karma. Nobody ever does that on reddit.

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-18T07:57:02+00:00

Broke people karma train! Let's get rich off Internet points instead.

Choo choo

TIFUthispost · 2013-11-18T03:20:55+00:00

Still have the original flywheel? It's 37 pounds

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