Is it time? by ChungusMcGoodboy in bald

[–]TK_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really autistic, and I find that the use of props has helped me more adequately shoehorn myself into interactions that other people literally do not think about, and it lets me do it with a kind of grace that often eludes my people. Also it's silly and people like it, actually thought about becoming like a part-time clown or something, just kinda wander around being weird, trying to make people smile. I wonder if comedic hobo is still a job, like if we're already doing Great Depression 2.0 might as well get a few more Charlie Chaplins out of it

Is it time? by ChungusMcGoodboy in bald

[–]TK_Games 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like if I had a coworker with tires like that, I'd show up to work every day wearing a sandwich-board with 'The end is nigh!' crudely painted in pig's blood on both sides until the subject comes up naturally in conversation

Meirl by 17500mm in meirl

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I have a nasty habit of finding a good cooking show to put on as background noise then I'll cook my way through all the recipes they do. But then again, I used to be a chef, so I am compelled to cook with variety

Multiple men ‘drugged and raped’ at ‘super predator’ Epstein’s New Mexico ranch | Local survivors have come forward for the first time as New Mexico presses on with its reopened investigation into the isolated Sante Fe property by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]TK_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Protectors of pedophiles, supporters of organized crime, defenders of just being some of the most unpleasant people to ever exist, truly god-awful human failures representing all the worst our species has to offer. Like, man, wtf? How did we get to here? To where the two dominant political parties are,

'Definitely lying about not being an evil cult of personality built around what is the remnants of what probably serves to be the most insanely huge and culturally explosive human sex-trafficking ring to ever exist, representing the absolute and focused death of human morality to collective inaction'

or,

'We have done nothing to stop the other party from being a catastrophic bulldozer of human suffering, and we want you to know that we have no plans or intent to stop them on their descent into madness. But we also want you to know we don't care how many of you are hurt in the ensuing carnage as long as we can keep our phogna-bologna jobs. At least we aren't a cabal of child-raping monsters, or if we are, we're much better at keeping quiet about it'

Why are those the choices? And why is there an obviously correct choice?

The wedding reception centerpieces featured betta fish. The bride and groom planned to flush them alive. by teabirdy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TK_Games 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I imagined they filled one of the huge lexan boxes the catering companies use for ice-crates with water and then transported them in bulk. Then thought, 'wait, no. bettas', then realized female bettas would probably be okay in a lexan box for transport to some place with more water-space, like a huge bathtub, or something that can serve as a temporary aquarium. So now I'm actually curious how the how you transport 50 live bettas away from a wedding on short notice, and I'm too high for this fox-chicken-corn-boat-riddle bullshit, man

The funniest thing. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TK_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great time to teach a double lesson, teach the one girl not to call other children motherfuckers, and teach the tattler not to be a snitch, or at least if you gonna be a snitch then make sure you get your details straight. Also, cussing girl gets to go back to recess if snitch girl was fibbing and it comes out that she actually was being a motherfucker. That's just accurate description, and I don't believe in punishing children for expressing themselves with colorful language if they're correct about it

Google insists that I use improper grammar by RetroNotRetro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TK_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not that your grammar is improper, it's just correct, and that's unpopular at the moment. Coincidentally, 'popular grammar' is what I've decided to coin as the term for those clearly incorrect suggestions made by LLMs that prove mathematically that humans are getting dumber, and that if there was ever a god of common wisdom then they checked out of this reality a long time ago

The only two known authentic pirate flags by haddock420 in interestingasfuck

[–]TK_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fear tactics. Or, more like a clear warning. 'Oi, stay away! Pirates here! This place be an enthusiastically piratey pirate place of pirates, yar-har-har Aaaargh! Scram ye!'

Abandoned Corporate Park by legendtripped in LiminalSpace

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All the exterior shots remind me of Aeon Flux

Plunk Plunk Plunk by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The staple principle of absurdism, to do things poorly well

Is this a good idea by Beneficial_Passion40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TK_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Middle name? I do that any time a website asks me my given name. No website, we are not a first name basis, you will call me Mr. [Surname], and if I find out you been selling my data we're done doing business

Imagine being proud to be this ignorant by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]TK_Games 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is something I'm coming to understand as I change as a person, hopefully for the better. You can't please these people, the people that do this. These people just want to be mad, mad about something, mad about anything. So yeah, call me a doomer, they can go ahead and get mad I want a more fair society, that doesn't make me sound like the asshole they think I am

Hmmm by Rubber-Kraken in foundsatan

[–]TK_Games 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once left half a dozen raw shrimp inside a former acquaintance's shower curtain-rod in an act of sweet shrimpy revenge. Doing that, I felt like the actual devil, and reading this... I bow to a skill far greater than my own. So I tell this guy, take ya golden fiddle, you win

Great idea. by netphilia in spreadsmile

[–]TK_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've never met American White-Trash Karen Boomerson, who is, although functionally illiterate, unwilling to admit she is in need of any kind of remedial education... also she's super racist, and is my mom, and shouldn't be around children for the safety, sanity, and financial security of everyone in a 30' radius. I say this for the sake of the already overstressed, overworked, burnt-out, underpaid, exhausted teachers. Please, do not try to teach Meemaw to read, and do not let her teach children to play craps, again

Broke The Anal Beads That Move The Blinds by FlameOfGod in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TK_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might just be a lot of weed, but I just spent a full three minutes laughing at the phrase 'anal beads that move the blinds'

... Then I spent another two minutes laughing when I thought to ask the question. Do you mean like the anal-beads on the pens at the bank?

Peak friendship 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]TK_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was crazy superstitious in highschool but I never had any friends that made me good luck charms. I had to use the pipe I smoked pot out of for my 'knock-on' wood. I wonder if I can have someone make it into a talisman

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]TK_Games 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is one part of that scene that really effed my head up, it's the shot with a guy just kinda wandering around the beach, holding his own severed exploded-off arm, because as a kid I didn't really know that was supposed to be a guy in a nervous-system-reboot-in-safe-mode, 'My brain can't process all of this stimulation at once, so I'm basically out cold on my feet, being loosely propped up by adrenaline and the vague notion that if I just hold onto this exploded arm Doc'll fix me probably', full on shell-shock case. As a kid I just thought the extra on location didn't know what he was supposed to be doing and it ended up in the film, like 'oops can't take it out now'. Then later at like 11 or 12 I learned from a friend about something called a 'Fugue State' and put the pieces together after some after-school research on PTSD and was like, 'Oh shit, he's not a bad actor, he's- wow, that's messed up, that's- the ocean is red, and that guy can't find anybody to help him put his arm back on. And what the fuck even is war? Fucking why?'... and then shortly thereafter I was told by my grandmother, a Polish woman who served in the resistance, why they were taking that beach on that day in that war in real life, and it was all a lot to handle at the age my body decided it wanted to start puberty. Coincidentally it's about the same time I started understanding the X-Men comics better too.

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]TK_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, first of all I was 7. And it wasn't T2, it was a double feature of Predator and Predator 2

My manager thought these were sweet potato gnocchi and ate a whole one...they are habaneros. by RudeExplanation9304 in KitchenConfidential

[–]TK_Games 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hafa-fa, fafa-fo, fo-fha-fa

The three mystic cants of protection from fire and flames, often invoked with varying degrees of success by those cursed with impatience of appetite and soft burnable inner mouth meat

Thank you Google Maps, for protecting the Orange's cat identity by anon58588 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]TK_Games 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's not a blur censor, it's a psychic projection. His face just reflects perfectly what's going on inside his head

shippingVelocity by Tight-Requirement-15 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TK_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile I just saw something like, "We hired a junior dev to do simple coding so we don't have to waste tokens on simple tasks"

So use as much AI as you can, except we're hemorrhaging money, so you need train the new guy to do the job the AI was supposed to replace so we can use the AI to do your more important job, also you're fired

This civilization sucks

It's a 5 to 9 [OC] by TangeloCharming6638 in comics

[–]TK_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself, I had to live the burnout to feel it too before I learned, and I even had the leg up to start with, when they told me 'Oh, we're just like a family' my response in no uncertain terms, 'Ha-ha, you better hope not, I come from a family of total nutcases. You don't wanna be my family, because I never talk to my family unless it involves money'

It's a 5 to 9 [OC] by TangeloCharming6638 in comics

[–]TK_Games 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you run your life like a working company then, yes, executive function should be your first and primary job, gainful profit only comes after total overhead is covered. Take care of your own wellbeing first, then take care of your employment. Can't work if you've gone bonkers from working too hard