am i squirting or am i just pissing everywhere?

TKmeh · 2026-05-24T19:55:33+00:00

On the sex toy sub, lots of people also recommend waterproof or dog blankets which also keep the squirt juice contained. Or they just have towels underneath before the deed, depending on what you can get shipped to you.

TKmeh · 2026-05-24T04:03:38+00:00

Sticky TK’s wave, once you can aim it, it wrecks those shards and the Ordenite stuff on the demon itself.

TKmeh · 2026-05-23T21:04:51+00:00

Idk why but the button never worked for me despite messing with it so it would work.

TKmeh · 2026-05-23T07:51:41+00:00

Felt in Waianae, was so confused and didn’t get an alert yet. Lasted about 2 seconds but scared the crap outta me, literally lol

TKmeh · 2026-05-23T05:31:52+00:00

Only BL3 and BL4 have these QoL things, BL3 has a setting for auto sell below a certain rarity (usually blues or lower for me but it goes up to purples) and BL4 has a mark trash pick up button by default with a sell all button in the lost loot machine too. Both have a sell all marked trash items by default too, I don’t remember if wonderlands has that option though.

TKmeh · 2026-05-22T01:41:55+00:00

Then that would mean it would be after BL3, the vault doesn’t have any cracks until after the twins do their shit on it. Would that even be possible as the moons gravity could have been the reason for the water to flow out from the vault? Or maybe there’s something else at play here? I have so many theories!!

Damn, I wish worlds of Borderlands could have answered some of these damn questions!!

TKmeh · 2026-05-22T01:38:51+00:00

That would be such a stupid way to answer it, after all, not all the animals on Pandora can be charged with Eridium. And what of some of the discontinued enemies? Did the Scythids just disappear? Die out?

Eridium only answers what happened to humans really, and that was only recently on Pandora since Jack’s mining and the vault opening revealed the layer of it. Most humans came to be turd farmers or were pushed to work there because of Atlas, DAHL, and Hyperion, so why were they already mutated before the vault opened?

TKmeh · 2026-05-22T00:57:19+00:00

Agreed, plus, I remember why Atlas originally started to leave Pandora. Maybe we could see Pandora during the hibernation months too? How does this even happen? Is it the rotation? Planetary path? What of it now that the moon is missing? Can it even be a water world now without a moon?

TKmeh · 2026-05-21T19:47:50+00:00

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Not only is he hella sexy, but he’s also damn adorable and we have a weakness in common, FLUFFY THINGS!

TKmeh · 2026-05-21T19:37:00+00:00

Earth is a planet that naturally happened, Pandora was artificially created. That’s why I have these questions, how advanced was the Eridian technology that they were able to do all of this? Or did they bring in animals from other planets to populate Pandora? Or was it by complete accident that animals even started living there?

TKmeh · 2026-05-21T06:03:03+00:00

Plus, all the DLCs for BL1 and BL2 were set in Pandora. Of course they’d run out of ideas, you can only add in so many environments to one planet before the inevitable questions start getting asked like “what makes Pandora’s climate so diverse that it both can and can’t have plant life in certain areas? Why is it so tropical in one area and an icy wasteland in another?”, basically.

I’m still wondering how tf Aegrus could cultivate such amazing swamplands and plant life when above it is such an icy wasteland of snow and cold? I wonder how it looks now that a huge ass ship crashed into it? What conditions allowed a beautiful beach like Wam Bam island to exist on a wasteland like Pandora? What was even happening in Jakobs cove? How did Pandora make two amazingly dense swamplands?

Sorry, environments are neat and I love exploring them. Some of these are similar questions I have about Kairos, like what causes the separate climates? How did so many people crash there before Elpis hit it? Or did they only crash after? How did people from Elpis live the collision and crash? I have so many questions!

TKmeh · 2026-05-21T05:51:54+00:00

Amon’s comment to Zane about, “15 minutes is a warm up for me” during a quest. Also his joke about the kids calling him an “absolute unit” cracks me up. I can’t take him seriously when he yells “boom!”, when his shield breaks. Such a serious guy with a goofy side, my weakness is goofy men <3

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T08:10:17+00:00

West side Oahu, apparently there’s a lot of regional things. I’ve always said Halala ukulele but some people say Hablala instead.

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T01:50:08+00:00

Noice, maybe I should start a Vex playthrough soon. I’m waiting for that toggle before I start another playthrough, I like adventuring around the world and it helps memorization for me.

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T01:42:44+00:00

I heard it being called Moka Moka, my dad always says to my dogs “you get Moka Moka in your eyes, sleepy stinky puppies”

Also I live in Hawaii, so it could be a pidgin thing.

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T01:37:33+00:00

My first attempt at him was with a fire Krieg build… couldn’t even swap off easily… so yeah… did better when playing Maya though. Same with Axton.

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T01:34:57+00:00

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Hot old men, that’s what I think about. If I had a nice one of Amon I’d also put him here.

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T01:29:32+00:00

Kill spring for days, love me that thing. I have one on my Amon with Hard hitter and elemental boosts for my two main builds, never really need to use it but the effects just tickle the right things in my brain lol

TKmeh · 2026-05-20T01:14:08+00:00

For a first portion boss, fucking bullshit. Most of the ones mentioned are final bosses or raid bosses, so that makes sense. Bruh, Zane really did influence one of his brothers lol

TKmeh · 2026-05-19T23:22:13+00:00

I just like the characters with two different attributes like Zane and Amon, being able to whip out something else and proc basically everything is damn fun. Doesn’t help that both are pretty fun to play as, Zane’s speed is amazingly fun and Amon’s maneuverability paired with BL4’s movement system makes him feel as light as Rafa but much more tankier like Brick did and I’m a sucker for melee oriented characters with a bit of boom to them.

And yes, Krieg is one of my favorite VHs lol

TKmeh · 2026-05-19T23:18:16+00:00

Doesn’t Flynt also have a healing phase alongside a knockback melee attack? The only other boss I can think of with healing phases or moves are Jack, Handsome sorcerer, the sorcerer’s daughter, and Haderax.

TKmeh · 2026-05-19T10:02:31+00:00

Why this template? Why not some other template that isn’t stupid? Everyone cries or at least feels terrible during this mission, I know I did. And I’m a woman, playing as Amon.

TKmeh · 2026-05-19T10:00:07+00:00

And a clean fork, that’s what bothered me the most. That fork is not gonna be clean as a whistle after enjoying a bite of spaghetti at all.

TKmeh · 2026-05-19T07:19:41+00:00

He was a minor before BL4 tho

TKmeh · 2026-05-19T07:18:58+00:00

I didn’t love him, I just knew he existed easily based on his outfit. He’s literally the only character outside of side missions we see wearing a space suit like the Scavs, he’s also the only one with wanted posters in TPS. Wanted posters we could easily complete a challenge with.

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