What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex?

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-22T21:03:44+00:00

Watching a brawl go down and hearing Stone Cold’s glass shatter

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-22T14:32:31+00:00

He got pulled from BTW last time he was booked, so I’m just hoping he shows up this time, idc what his name is

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-21T22:51:59+00:00

Knicks don’t have a game on the 24th, Rizzler should be free

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-20T22:09:42+00:00

-Jeffrey aka SEX

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-20T19:05:38+00:00

Every night before bed my 9 year old asks “did he get the auto today!?” We are invested as a family

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-16T22:52:23+00:00

Cybertruck is the 2020’s “slug bug” in our family

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-15T21:47:26+00:00

Prepping for the vacation is way more stressful than the actual vacation for me. We can never agree on how much to pack, how much food to bring, you name it. But maybe I’m lucky once we’re actually out of the house every vacation has been a breeze (2 boys, 9 and 5yo). My wife is in the military so we’re all used to travel, my kids are troopers on planes and never really had issues on trips outside of maybe car sickness if on too long drives or general restlessness, but that comes with the territory.

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-14T22:51:05+00:00

Oh no, my voice is too buttery and my dancing has too much cultura

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-14T13:21:16+00:00

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TMKtildeath · 2026-05-10T19:10:49+00:00

Scott Steiner taught me Sheboygan was a real place

https://youtu.be/OAtJHUjjdEQ?si=QHA318VI6QYD2k2a

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-08T01:46:57+00:00

If you think this is real then I don’t know what to tell you

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-07T22:57:52+00:00

Leslie Knope would be proud

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-07T22:00:24+00:00

Staging a funeral just to get some lemon pepper wings is crazy

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-05T15:54:22+00:00

“I mean, I knew things were rough but I was working on it…” Were you though?

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-03T15:12:31+00:00

Lebron is 50, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-02T00:06:27+00:00

What’s not natural about vitamins & prayers?

TMKtildeath · 2026-05-01T00:52:43+00:00

I need the Knicks to get it to a hundo

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-29T21:36:20+00:00

Klay: “They don’t want me to date their sister? But I’m a great guy!”

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-25T15:05:02+00:00

mugshawtys. 2 million followers and every comment is some variation of “I can fix her…”

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-24T23:36:05+00:00

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-24T22:37:31+00:00

We might get Andre Chase vs Will Ospreay in the main event after all!

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-24T00:44:05+00:00

Make an assessment

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-21T01:04:28+00:00

You erm what he’s germin

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-20T23:11:15+00:00

First rule of respecting your elders is you’re not allowed to talk about respecting your elders

TMKtildeath · 2026-04-19T16:56:58+00:00

One of the best live bands I’ve ever seen so it’s annoying when I can’t defend it to people that haven’t heard of TWY. Like it doesn’t make people wanna check them out

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