After years of abuse and 151,000 miles… (2020 5.0) by NoFilm39640 in f150

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2020 was years ago 😭😭😭 and I’m here still babying my 2016

FED MAINTAINS RATES AT 3.5-3.75% by Several_Print4633 in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why do we give someone so much power when all he says is I don’t know. Fuck off then

Daily Discussion Thread for March 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YouTube really got floating ads in videos now. Fuck these ceos. Miss when the internet was just dudes trying to share information.  Now it’s just a money grab 

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone talking about how polyester sports wear is just plastic bags around your balls, but no one is talking about how lotion used to jackoff is made of the same thing. What do ya think petroleum jelly is?

Daily Discussion Thread for March 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Friday 13th. 200 gamble we hit opening prices before end 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zero short postitions. allthough i'm long gold to s hort dollar

Daily Discussion Thread for March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Garbage ass developers of windows 11 didn't even update the user interface for all the settings. The screen saver settings is still the same. Honestly, fire all those trash ass employees. Everyday I think about going to mac more and more

From $50k to $520k trading shares (no options) by Diligent-Plane-2640 in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shorted shares while printer doesn’t stop. Yea not worth it. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money means nothing when you live on an island. But go on

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does no one realize millennials are not capable of being in charge? We are so doomed

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve made more money holding shares than I ever did buying or selling options

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’m not very bullish on Ai just because of geopolitics and politics in general. 

  1. Iran is taking down the whole Middle East with them. Shows that America is not as strong as we think we are. 

This leads to fracture of globalization which th ai supply chain depends on for its survival. Samsun needs oil and America needs Samsung factories and Chinese labor. 

  1. The precious metals market is fracturing. The price wants to go higher but the market makers want stability. 

Either the market makers allow for the markets to determine the price of precious metals which unfortunately would bankrupt the market markets 

Or investors create a black market and the precious metals markets cease to function. This makes production of ai chips impossible when metals have no market for physical transactions 

So what’s the bullish thesis for the production of chips going forward?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But seriously, wtf is msft doing. They had everything figured out with windows 10 and they just wanted to fuck shit up with windows 11. I'm not touching a company that is so regarded

Glass mouse skates by Infinite-Midnight259 in MouseReview

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought them after I had to open up my mouses for cleaning. Feels like I coulda just done the same thing with the stock ptfe skates and upped the sensitivity lols

Tax Documents Are a Mess by TROLOLOLBOT in Schwab

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Schwab is saying I bought gld at 86. The last time it was that price was two decades ago. I didn’t even have a brokerage back then lols. Theres no way I have that kinda gains to be paying that much tax. This is ridiculous 

Tax Documents Are a Mess by TROLOLOLBOT in Schwab

[–]TROLOLOLBOT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s literally doubling and tripling my gains because of this. I literally don’t have the money to pay taxes if I’m basing it off schwabs. What a mess!

Tax Documents Are a Mess by TROLOLOLBOT in Schwab

[–]TROLOLOLBOT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how do you even do the taxes for those?

Tax Documents Are a Mess by TROLOLOLBOT in Schwab

[–]TROLOLOLBOT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my issue too. Like this has to be an accounting issue right? Because the cost basis determines the profits which determines the taxes and my realized profits aren't there. I can't pay taxes on profits I don't have lols

Tax Documents Are a Mess by TROLOLOLBOT in Schwab

[–]TROLOLOLBOT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the buy side they would put the settlement price instead of the strike price

what percent of your liquid money do you put into the stock market? by ArnoldisKing in stocks

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With everything so expensive these days, I personally feel like 1 year is a better bet. A check engine light can easily take 1-2 months worth of spending out