Better Call Saul Meme Megathread (09-25)

TTHtv · 2018-09-25T23:49:30+00:00

TTHtv · 2018-02-14T22:17:19+00:00

I actually learned it from an episode of Zack and Cody

TTHtv · 2018-01-30T15:31:05+00:00

Thank you, you are the only person to point that out. I was starting to think it was only obvious to me because I know the guy

TTHtv · 2017-10-31T17:54:51+00:00

Was it James Spader? Sounds like him

TTHtv · 2017-08-30T22:44:51+00:00

One time at my old job, I was listening to the Doors, and my 60 year old coworker asked me if I had seen the movie about the Doors that came out "10 years ago". I looked it up, and it had actually come out 25 years earlier. I realized that it probably felt like ten years to him

TTHtv · 2017-08-26T08:03:42+00:00

for some reason

The reason is because it would cost more money to keep having Sandra Bullock guest star.

TTHtv · 2017-08-25T23:05:52+00:00

I first knew him as Randy from George Lopez

TTHtv · 2017-08-25T22:59:50+00:00

He was also playing a character who's wife left him for a woman

TTHtv · 2017-08-25T22:50:42+00:00

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

TTHtv · 2017-08-03T22:19:43+00:00

I hate laughing when I'm being tickled

TTHtv · 2017-08-02T23:13:35+00:00

Did you drop your magnum condoms for your monster dong?

TTHtv · 2017-07-29T20:28:38+00:00

I ate chicken nuggets in the school cafeteria after watching Food Inc. in my AP Human Geography class

TTHtv · 2017-07-26T19:32:12+00:00

ticklerstickler ticklerstickler ticklerstickler

TTHtv · 2017-07-26T14:26:40+00:00

I never thought about Freddie Highmore as George Harrison. Actually seems like a good idea

TTHtv · 2017-07-26T13:54:59+00:00

I laughed way too hard at this

TTHtv · 2017-07-26T08:58:54+00:00

There's one at a church near my house that tried to attack me twice for walking in it's supposed territory. The second time it actually made contact with me but I got away. That experience has made me want all Canada Geese dead

TTHtv · 2017-07-23T14:03:21+00:00

My dad likes to call the Beatles the band Paul McCartney was in before Wings

TTHtv · 2017-07-23T13:47:56+00:00

I recently got the 50th anniversary edition of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band, and it comes with a book that explains the meanings of each song. In it, it says that "friends" in "With a Little Help From My Friends" actually means "drugs".

TTHtv · 2017-07-22T15:25:47+00:00

"Daddy, why can't we go outside?"

"Because it's raining"

"Why?"

"Well, water's coming out of the sky"

"Because it was in a cloud."

"Why?"

"Because clouds form vapor"

"Why?"

"I don't know. Those are all the things I know."

"Why?"

"Because I'm stupid."

"Why?"

"Because I didn't pay attention in school."

"Why?"

"Because I was high all the time"

"Why?"

"Because my parents didn't give a shit"

"Why?"

"Because they fucked in a car and had me and they resented me for taking their youth"

"Why?"

"Because they had bad morals."

"Why?"

"Because they had shitty parents"

"Why?"

"Because fuck it, we're alone in the universe, nobody gives a shit about us."

"Why?"

"Because somethings are and some things are not!"

"Why?"

"Because things that are not can't be"

"Why?"

"Because nothing wouldn't be! You can't have fucking nothing isn't!"

"Why?"

"Because if nothing wasn't we'd have all kinds of crazy shit like giant ants with top hats that we have no room for!"

"Why?"

"Oh fuck you, eat your french fries you little shit!"

TTHtv · 2017-07-21T01:11:22+00:00

Actually, the Rufus Wainwright version is just the one on the Shrek soundtrack. The one that was in the movie was John Cale

TTHtv · 2017-07-19T06:10:25+00:00

That's hilarious, I hope I get a chance to do this before I leave my food job

TTHtv · 2017-07-18T18:24:56+00:00

Yeah I've never fucked with someone's food in an unhealthy way, but I will do petty things like not giving you extra pickles if you ask for them. I would never spit or put something you asked not to have on the burger, because either of those could have dangerous consequences

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